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7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Guys need to get back on the steroids or something, so many balls dying at the warning track.

No juiced balls this year

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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

LOL treat him like a rookie

According to Sparky, Altuve is the last position player on the roster to homer this year. 

Edited by Seasick Sailor

Nice to see Tuve finally hit that first homer!

It’s crazy what expectations will do.

We’re at game 26 this year

Tuve had 3 HRs at this same point last year but didn’t get his first until game 18 so not too much earlier

he has the same number of doubles now as he did at this point last year.

his BA after game 26: .326

current BA: .333

The Altuve silent treatment after the bomb is A+

God damnit, the Angels of Los Angeles, Pasadena, Whittier are some lucky sons of bitches.  I hate them.

Marisnick just dropped from 15Ks per homer to 10Ks per homer WOOOOO 

Hopefully this gets the team back on another winning streak. 

2 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

I like how Lance gave him the double barrel sunflower seed dousing. 

For the Giles haters, through 10 games pitched. ERA 2.00 Whip 0.67 and 0 walks allowed so far. 

Southside still holdin'

#HTownPride

I might need season tickets

#hi

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Most important game of the season today.  I’m glad we have staff ace Justin Verlander going and more importantly they Mez is going to be there. Need to check lil shep out of school early to make this a done deal.

Z-ro and slim thug!

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I've been in London all week and not back until the middle of next week, so missing the shit out of watching our Stros, but just glad I can post this given the early gametime.

 

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Julia’s instagram stories has a good view of the silent treatment. 

43 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Julia’s instagram stories has a good view of the silent treatment. 

Julia has one view I would kill y'all to see

30 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Julia has one view I would kill y'all to see

Her mind?

3 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Her mind?

By mind you mean "panoche"

40 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

By mind you mean "panoche"

Well yes. Of course. 

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Loved the way Altuve dealt with the silent treatment.  

Someone needs to .gif that

1 hour ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Someone needs to .gif that

Shamelessly stolen from reddit

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Realmuto with 4 HR in 25 ABs. this week. Astros getting decent production from McCann and Stassi but if you’re them do you revisit that trade thinking about next 4-5 years? Cost could be prohibitive.

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