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This is the worst looking team on pace for 102 wins I have ever seen!

 

But seriously this shit is frustrating. Expectations are one helluva drug 

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Sipp's little jump after each pitch pisses me off so goddamn much

Just now, Tim Beck said:

Sipp's little jump after each pitch pisses me off so goddamn much

Sipp being on this team pisses me off so goddamn much 

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Joe Smith... has he had one clean inning this year?

Feels like a big ol’ nope

The best Keuchel outing is his worst, how does that compute?  Oh yeah, every hit was a HR.

If DK weren’t a former CY winner, I’d say he pretty much bites. 

Colin mchugh should starts

Anyone want 2 for tomorrow? First reply yes gets them.

12 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If DK weren’t a former CY winner, I’d say he pretty much bites. 

Our "#2" starter is our 6th actual best starter

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Can't have money be the reason you're not resigned if you tank your value to league minimum 

32 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Our "#2" starter is our 6th actual best starter

7th if you count mchugh and peacock.

39 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Anyone want 2 for tomorrow? First reply yes gets them.

Yes!?!  That was disappointing tonight, but it was a beautiful night with the roof open. 

50 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Yes!?!  That was disappointing tonight, but it was a beautiful night with the roof open. 

Pm me your email so i can send them to you. 

Before the playoffs started last season, Keuchel said he would shave the beard if the Astros won the WS.  The baseball gods are not amused. 

Each time Keuchel has one of these terrible outings (and he's had 2 of them so far), it makes me think of his "we're not the Cubs" tough-talk bullshit from ST. 

His mouth has wrote checks his arm cant cash. 

Our starters have 6 combined losses. DK is responsible for 4. He’s been uhh not good. 

Costing himself some money no doubt.

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Each time Keuchel has one of these terrible outings (and he's had 2 of them so far), it makes me think of his "we're not the Cubs" tough-talk bullshit from ST. 

Yep, me too. What a horrible start for him so far. Hope for the team’s sake he gets it together soon. 

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Each time Keuchel has one of these terrible outings (and he's had 2 of them so far), it makes me think of his "we're not the Cubs" tough-talk bullshit from ST. 

Saying it's only 2 games with terrible outings feels a bit generous to DK. I predict he will be in a different MLB uniform next season.

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

It's neat that we're piling runs during the Manaea start when we didn't really need them... I'll take it though!

What’s this “we” shit? This ain’t the fucking A’s thread. 

Get your Texas/California hybrid bandwagon bullshit outta here. 

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

. I predict he will be in a different MLB uniform next season.

Well yeah.  And water is wet.  

1 hour ago, Ldogg53 said:

Well yeah.  And water is wet.  

Yep. I don't think Springer is going to be an Astro when he reaches free agency, either.

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Saying it's only 2 games with terrible outings feels a bit generous to DK. I predict he will be in a different MLB uniform next season.

I'd say he's had 3 good starts, 1 OK start, and 2 terrible starts. But I wouldn't argue with you if you wanted to say 3 bad and 3 good. 

And yeah, he's not coming back in '19. Hopefully Whitley and/or Martes is ready to assume that spot in the rotation. 

Anyone going to the game tonight or tomorrow?

Here now with my daughter, and will be here tomorrow too. 

Nice start.

 

Whats dickhead cryin about 

Much better boys. 

 

Love having Baggy in the booth as well. This shit is fun. 

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5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

How many times is Bagwell gonna say "special" tonight?

 

Every time he takes a drink.

Just now, Tyler Durden said:

Every time he takes a drink.

Or snorts a line......

Astros are 7-1 when Fisher scores a run....according to the big board here at  MMP.

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