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Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

I don't think that FB feed is at the right airport

Yeah, it also ended 40 minutes ago.  I haven't been able to find another feed either.

1 minute ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Yeah, it also ended 40 minutes ago.  I haven't been able to find another feed either.

Touche..  Didn't realize I was watching a rerun

1 hour ago, Hate said:

This is allegedly the "famous" person on the plane.  I hope the others make it through the landing safely.  

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3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I don't think that FB feed is at the right airport

That would explain all of the emergency equipment out and ready to go.

27 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Shep just said it has been circling for 4hr20min. I wonder if he was pranked to say that, but if jet had fuel to fly to London, how long does it have to circle to burn enough to land?

Well, shit, why couldn't they just fly out over the Atlantic and dump some fuel like the commercial aircraft do?

Anybody have any idea when they're going to try and land this thing?

Why didn't they just go ahead and fly to London?  If they crash, they crash.  If they land safely, "we're here!"

Yea, fucking camera man missed the shot

I feel cheated.

I want my damn airplane crash....  at least a skidding stop with a few flames.

 

2 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Yea, fucking camera man missed the shot

Did he ever. Then he focused on the front landing gear when it was the back left tires that were blown.

The only camera shot I saw was after it landed and had slowed down.  It didn't stop, turned and appeared to be heading to a gate or something. both back left tires were flat but intact.

2 minutes ago, Chilly Water said:

Nice publicity stunt

yup

23 minutes ago, Chilly Water said:

Nice publicity stunt

Should have waited until they got to the hotel and reported a few million in jewelry missing.

 But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

I get that each new group of rappers have to do something new from the previous crop, but what is up with the bad facial tattoos?   Is it a new style to get intentionally bad tattoos or do they get them when they can only afford someone learning how to tattoo?

 

So did he die too young?  If not i bet he parties like a Rockstar tonight.

11 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Why don't they put run-flats on planes?  Not bouncy enough?

Weight and vibration I'd guess?

Crazy he just passed Michael Jackson as longest #1 on Billboard. Different world with downloads etc but still. Guy is killing it.

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

So did he die too young?  If not i bet he parties like a Rockstar tonight.

Probably. He's gotta be feeling quite a bit Better Now.

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Is there a cartoonist on board?

 

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Solid Amazing Stories reference. 

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Why don't they put run-flats on planes?  Not bouncy enough?

Sumitumo makin em these days?

4 hours ago, woohorn said:

Love how all you trolls are too cool to admit that you watched him win song of the year and rock out with steven tyler last night.

You know it was the highlight of your VMA watching parties.

You know how I know you're gay?

 

 

But anyway because my wife has horrible taste in music and at the same time steadfastly refuses to provide her own music (preferring simply to criticize my car playlist)...I had to download a bunch of Billboard Top 100 and Hottest Summer Hits 2018 torrents and whatnot...for our car trips...

 

Whatddya know this goddam guys name is on like 20 of the top 50 songs no joke

He's from Texas apparently:

"Post Malone has broken a chart record set by the King of Pop. The Texas rapper’s debut album Stoney logged its 77th week in the Top 10 of Billboard’s Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart dated Aug. 11, surpassing Michael Jackson‘s 1982 album Thriller for the most all time."

15 minutes ago, woohorn said:

He's from Texas apparently:

"Post Malone has broken a chart record set by the King of Pop. The Texas rapper’s debut album Stoney logged its 77th week in the Top 10 of Billboard’s Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart dated Aug. 11, surpassing Michael Jackson‘s 1982 album Thriller for the most all time."

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, about that.

I was hoping that jet crashed into karl malone's house. Take out the two shittiest people named malone ever. 

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Why don't they put run-flats on planes?  Not bouncy enough?
Funny, I've thought the same thing. The new tech on tires are amazing. Those ribbed non air up tires seem great but cost prohibitive. Maybe one day I guess.
14 hours ago, Bert Orange said:

Solid Amazing Stories reference. 

Damn straight.  I can’t believe I still remember that episode but I do.  I also remember it being an awesome story all the way until that dumbass ending.

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