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Well now that we have that solved, ending poverty and hunger,  curing cancer and bringing about world peace can't be far behind.  Ain't no stopping us now.  

We've freed the animal (crackers), but we're still eating them.  PETA'S still got work to do.

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14 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

We've freed the animal (crackers), but we're still eating them.  PETA'S still got work to do.

Yeah but they're still on it.

 

Of course what they didn't tell you is that once the animals got out, the zebra ran into a train and was instantly killed, the elephant was shot by poachers who wanted those ivory tusks, the lion went through a farm of llamas like crap through a goose and had to be put down, the giraffe caught his neck on low-hanging wires and was electrocuted to death, and the gorilla was captured and forced to do sign language and shit to "prove" he was almost human and he apparently jumped off a tall building and died from impact.

In an effort to be as humane as possible and avoid causing undue suffering, I always bite the head off of the animal crackers first.

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