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#5005
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I'd be Mr. Poopypants

 

The person (woman?) in the boat was super helpful finally getting around to pulling him out of area. But not letting him in the boat.

#5011
26 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Pretty sure my boat buddy is getting a punch in the face when I finally get aboard

It looked like a chick/his wife.   'nuff said. 

#5013

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

 

#5016
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

 

There are better Bo Derek gifs out there.

#5017
7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

#5019
orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

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#5020
9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

 

 

6 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Yeah, but that Orca was mad and wanted revenge for his family being hunted.

Well done, fellas. 

 

Such a great shitty movie, a guilty pleasure. 

#5021
2 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

Or they just know that we taste horrible because of all the shit we eat.

#5023

Man, that Orca video is crazy. It was obviously being playful, swimming upside down beneath him as the boat got up to speed, but holy shit nonetheless.

#5024

i don't believe that there has been one documented case in history of an orca attacking a human in the wild.  however, seaworld trainers are open game.

that orca wanted to play.  still would shit my shorts.

#5026

this is a truly oh shit moment.  starting at 6 seconds, watch the wave.  looks like the orca aborted when it realized the prey was just a rad surfer, not some tasty blubbery seal.

 

#5027

There has never been a fatal orca attack on a human in the wild, and only one recorded bite.  But I’d still shit myself.

#5028
23 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

sure you all have seen this...

 

Honestly, if the swimmer did get bit or eaten, they were dressed like they were asking for it anyway.

#5029
5 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Honestly, if the swimmer did get bit or eaten, they were dressed like they were asking for it anyway.

Is that you, Art Briles?

#5030
6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

There has never been a fatal orca attack on a human in the wild, and only one recorded bite.  But I’d still shit myself.

and that bite was an accident.  the orca felt terrible.  

#5032
14 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

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#5033
14 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

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#5039
11 hours ago, woohorn said:

OK, so if one of those dudes had jumped in to help the seal, the shamus wouldn't have chawed on him?

if some dude jumps in to interrupt an orca doing orca things like feeding on it's natural prey, then we would all be hoping that the orca takes the dude out of the gene pool.  and we still wouldn't call it an attack on a human, we'd call it justice by the grace of darwin.

#5040
On 8/28/2019 at 7:15 AM, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

if they're so smart why don't the build a ladder to get out of that pool at seaworld?

#5041
1 minute ago, AM Wood said:

if they're so smart why don't the build a ladder to get out of that pool at seaworld?

they absolutely would if they had opposable thumbs. 

#5042
7 minutes ago, futureman said:

they absolutely would if they had opposable thumbs. 

The smart, yet ill equipped theory of mammalian evolutionary roadblocks.  

#5048

NINTCHDBPICT000516557667-e1566898623590.

 

prelude to 110 broken bones.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9803826/yoga-woman-balances-balcony-apartment-falls-breaks-bones/

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Alexa Terrazas, 23, often practised complicated yoga poses on her balcony but on Saturday she slipped and fell from her third-floor apartment in San Pedro, Mexico.

A friend of the 23-year-old took a snap as she hung precariously from the balcony’s railing, just moments before slipping and falling to the ground below.

in the link, there's another vid for another woman falling off a balcony trying to take a selfie.

the selfie was to die for!

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