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#8852

Is that chick sitting behind a cardboard cutout of a lion? It’s a pic. It’s hair is frozen and the shadows didn’t pass over it right when they moved past it. And the second live lion is out of proportion. JFC

#8855
20 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Reminds me of 2007ish Trinity University had a crazy play like that to win the game; buddy of mine was the QB.  I think that play won an espy.

I think it happened once in the Pac 10 too. 

#8856

Trombone player in the Stanford Tree band got run over in the end zone at the end of that game-winning play for Cal in 1982.

google The Play 1982

Edited by Armybrat

#8859

That’s fucking awesome.  I love that he landed head first.  Was kinda hoping he’d circle back and clip him again.  

#8861
imma rob this car...
 

Out fucking standing. It’s a shame he couldn’t get the other two as well.
#8863
5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Did he leave his shoes in the middle of the street after they all ran off?

lulz. sure enough he/they did. one shoe flies off after he hits the wall. his buddies picked up his shoes but dropped both as they were running off.

i always wonder how fast a car has to be going to knock a person's shoes off. i now have my answer, about 15mph.

#8865
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Brazil... no thanks

 

 

*cept their wimmins and their love of no-see-um bikinis and waxing....

And the butt stuff.

If you’re into that.

#8867
2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Brazil... no thanks

 

 

*cept their wimmins and their love of no-see-um bikinis and waxing....

i used to love brazilian wimmin in bikinis until i actually went to rio twice and saw the brazilian wimmin in thongs. yea there were hot ass wimmin in thongs, but there were just a many vic sized wimmin in thongs. can't unsee that shit.

#8868
51 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i used to love brazilian wimmin in bikinis until i actually went to rio twice and saw the brazilian wimmin in thongs. yea there were hot ass wimmin in thongs, but there were just a many vic sized wimmin in thongs. can't unsee that shit.

Yes, this. Walking Copacabana/Ipanema/Leblon beach in Rio sounds enticing. It isn’t. ALL the women are wearing the dental floss thongs. All of them. Think about your average Wal-Mart, and if you really want to see all those women in thongs, and the men in banana hammocks. That’s what it looks like. About 1 in 100 is something you want to see. 
I also stumbled across a nude beach in Norway once. The ratio is even worse on a nude beach. There is nothing nice to see there. Nothing at all. 

#8869

Rex Chapman reposted this but F Rex Chapman. 

Edited by nnm

#8871

I turned the volume the hell up but all I could hear was the QB asking #20, "You mind if we dance with your dates?" 

#8872
2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Rex Chapman reposted this but F Rex Chapman. He’s gone 90% progressive politics. 

 

Sweet Jesus, there are politics complaints in this thread too? 

Should we start a Holy Shit thread devoted exclusively to sources that hold no political opinion? 

#8873
3 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 

Sweet Jesus, there are politics complaints in this thread too? 

Should we start a Holy Shit thread devoted exclusively to sources that hold no political opinion? 

Sorry. Edited. 

#8874
14 hours ago, nnm said:

Rex Chapman reposted this but F Rex Chapman. 

What kind of kid's league plays without weight limits?

Fucking stupid.

#8878

Yeah, the manufacturing company I used to work from always stipulated “no China” on materials. There is a zero percent chance I would get on that ride.

#8879
1 minute ago, Hate said:

Yeah, the manufacturing company I used to work from always stipulated “no China” on materials. There is a zero percent chance I would get on that ride.

Can't tell you the number of guys I've seen sitting on a paint can on a dirt floor welding shit together with "questionable" welding rod. 

#8881

HOw do they get down?  

#8882
8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

How's that any different from the meth head carnies who assemble and run the pop up carnival rides?

It's not. Just farther to fall.

#8884
How's that any different from the meth head carnies who assemble and run the pop up carnival rides?

I don’t ride those either.
#8885

I don’t ride those either.

Same here. I was wary of those fuckers when I was 8 at the county fair in 1970.
#8886
1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

 

"Hi. As you've seen throughout the internet, we haven't mastered escalators or elevators. Anyway, get a load of this shit."

#8888
4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 


I’m triggered.

duuuuuude,  i specifically included an asterix to include the hot brazil wimmins.....     which you bagged and tagged and have 2 trophies to prove it.

#8889
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

duuuuuude,  i specifically included an asterix to include the hot brazil wimmins.....     which you bagged and tagged and have 2 trophies to prove it.

You forgot food.

#8890
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

How's that any different from the meth head carnies who assemble and run the pop up carnival rides?

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#8891
duuuuuude,  i specifically included an asterix to include the hot brazil wimmins.....     which you bagged and tagged and have 2 trophies to prove it.

Just joshin’

Cadê o alemão Hefeweizen?

Mas tem razão, minhas princesas brasileiras-texanas são as melhores coisas da minha vida.

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#8893

In a world gone mad.  One will rise.  And one will fall.  Coming this summer to Chinese theaters near you, “chutes and ladders:  the movie”

#8896

should've put a sail on it.  hey zeus people are dumb

this shit looks like a fucking movie!  Chrysler 300 that got hit from behind had fatality.

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