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#1002
6 hours ago, CoTex said:

the energy released when a can of chili explodes will launch coals into the tops of trees at pedernales falls, as well as launch coals all over you , your friends, and your friends mom’s new Acura legend.

Pics of friend's Mom's cans?

#1006

Those chicks drive the non-insured car home with no tickets if there wasn't a camera on him.

#1007

Those chicks get a police escort home some enhanced screening if younger and singler me is the copper.

#1008

Not sure if it's a rebadged GT, or a GT bumper on a cobra with a cloth interior swap, but either way, that car just makes me sad.  And get her a sandwich.

#1010

I really hope that dizzy broad was drunk or high or something.  Otherwise...

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#1017
On 7/12/2018 at 5:01 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

That's strangely specific. Something you need to talk about?

We don't talk about slump busters around here.

#1022
Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?


Exclusively fucking ones ensures there is never a slump. This is like the chicken and the egg question.
#1025
33 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Except it's probable that Vic hasn't put his dick in an egg.

Maybe not an actual egg but plenty of egg shaped women. 

#1027
1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

#1028
1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

 

7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

that and he even said something like, "I dont think I need to pat you down because, due to [ IMPLIED: you wearing your bathing suit- which shows you arent hiding anything]"

#1030
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

#1032

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

#1033
27 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

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#1037
On 7/17/2018 at 12:30 PM, Incredulity said:

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

#1040
10 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

#1042
On 7/20/2018 at 6:07 PM, Don Keibals said:

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

Not sure...she rode all over town on it. And it wasn't nearly that nice.

#1049
On ‎7‎/‎19‎/‎2018 at 10:37 AM, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

#1050
19 minutes ago, clarythedrill said:

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

Colin Kaepernick will be changing his name when he hears this.

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