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#11457

Wildcats.  Wildcats.  Rahr. 

Okay, I'm gonna go now.  

#11458
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Wildcats.  Wildcats.  Rahr. 

Okay, I'm gonna go now.  

what the hell kind of way to act is that?

#11463
9 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the shootout was nuts... but the real holy shit was the police chief just throwing down how the world works in Florida. 

Now you know the rules. 

#11464
the shootout was nuts... but the real holy shit was the police chief just throwing down how the world works in Florida. 

Yeah, it was stupid for the cop to say that out loud but I do not disagree with him at all. That turd needed to be flushed.
#11465
10 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the shootout was nuts... but the real holy shit was the police chief just throwing down how the world works in Florida. 

that was pretty awesome. 

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#11466
11 hours ago, deadshank said:

Shit went western in Brevard County. 
 

 

 

Holy shit. The newscaster is that dude from the meme. 

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#11468
13 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Holy shit. The newscaster is that dude from the meme. 

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Yep.  I picked up on that, too 

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#11469
14 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the shootout was nuts... but the real holy shit was the police chief just throwing down how the world works in Florida. 

Not the first time he has said similar stuff at a press conference, IIRC.

#11470

Guess they're lucky homeboy didn't have anything left in his magazine when we came up behind them. They'd both be dead if he had the ability to reload

#11472
8 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Guess they're lucky homeboy didn't have anything left in his magazine when we came up behind them. They'd both be dead if he had the ability to reload

The cop was shooting towards the car when the guy was behind him. Not sure what he was shooting at. Good thing he didn’t hit the kid in the car. 

#11473
1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

The cop was shooting towards the car when the guy was behind him. Not sure what he was shooting at. Good thing he didn’t hit the kid in the car. 

He was aiming for the dog.

#11480
49 minutes ago, RPM said:

Airplanes hate helicopters.

They do not. They are good friends. I learned this watching tv with my son when he was growing up. 
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#11481
On 9/9/2021 at 10:23 AM, Incredulity said:

Oh man, in the comments to this one I might have found my new favorite subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalSlapStick/

 

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#11491
3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Pos rep for perfectly executed scorpion flip.  Bonus rep for landing it in the back of a moving truck.

#11492
On 9/12/2021 at 8:47 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

the shootout was nuts... but the real holy shit was the police chief just throwing down how the world works in Florida. 

That was fantastic.

#11495

I wonder how many times Thomas J Henry just orgasmed.  

#11496
On 9/12/2021 at 6:30 PM, deadshank said:

Shit went western in Brevard County. 
 

 

 

 

I assume what I'm seeing here is that the soon-to-be-not-dead-enough-evil-fucker quickly emptied his magazine and didn't have another one, so he chased down and started beating the officer with the gun.  That's poor planning, son.

Thankful the other deputy kept his wits about him enough to take cover and reload.  

#11498

Her only weak spot is the one and only impression I can do, Chris Walken.  But the rest are spot on, even the three based on people I've never heard of.  Also, she seems hilarious and really cute.  Can we invite her to the next surly happy hour?  

#11499
4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Also, she seems hilarious and really cute.  Can we invite her to the next surly happy hour?  

Has the restraining order been lifted?

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