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#12355
22 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I bet you would, you rude motherfucker.

The Americas is all you get.

Piss up a rope, futureman.

you ok?

Edited by futureman

#12356
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I gotta be honest….the Pacific freaks me the fuck out.

yeah let’s get a look at the mariana trench. 

#12361

I hope the moron is arrested and spends several years in prison.  That turd needs to be flushed.

#12362
I hope the moron is arrested and spends several years in prison.  That turd needs to be flushed.

Dude. Tulsa cops won’t even make an arrest. He just feared for his life, it was self defense!

There’s functionally no situation where shooting isn’t justified anymore.
#12363
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Dude. Tulsa cops won’t even make an arrest. He just feared for his life, it was self defense!

There’s functionally no situation where shooting isn’t justified anymore.

he probably is a cop

#12365
59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Lights green, motherfucker.  What are you waiting for…. Christmas?! 

Any particular shade of green you're waiting on?

#12376
1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Not sure I’m following you, here. 

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

#12377
16 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

Does that account for South Austin's Mom's gash?

#12380
1 hour ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

This is correct.

#12381
Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

Heh heh. “Smooth balls.”
#12382
3 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

I’ve heard if the earth were the size of a basketball the depth of the oceans would about the thickness of a sheet of paper. 

#12383

Tsunamis would be fucking everything up all the time if the coastal shelves were that exagerated. 

#12384
On 1/15/2022 at 9:30 PM, brakeman said:

 

 

 

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IC1396 Elephant Trunk Nebula in the M16 Eagle Nebula.
 

 


Looks more like the work of Lorena Bobbit than an elephant trunk. 
 

 

On 1/15/2022 at 11:13 PM, Brisketexan said:


Dude. Tulsa cops won’t even make an arrest. He just feared for his life, it was self defense!

There’s functionally no situation where shooting isn’t justified anymore.

Can we talk about a retainer soon?

#12385
4 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve heard if the earth were the size of a basketball the depth of the oceans would about the thickness of a sheet of paper. 

If they were 14 feet apart.

#12388
9 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

True...

The delta between the depths of the pacific and top of Mt Everest is about 12 miles.

The diameter of the earth is 7917 miles.

So, that's about 0.1% of the diameter...

#12394
11 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

True...

The delta between the depths of the pacific and top of Mt Everest is about 12 miles.

The diameter of the earth is 7917 miles.

So, that's about 0.1% of the diameter...

.001%

#12400

Worst part is knowing from the second the skis fly off, “this ain’t gonna be good,” until you hit.

I’ll take, “Please don’t let me fall and end it,” for $1000, Alex.

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