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#13651

If Solozzo had hired green T-shirt instead of his inept clowns we'd have had a different outcome in the Godfather. 

9 shots. 5 hits. Closest of ranges. Pathetic. 

 

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#13657
 

The comments are outstanding.

-Please put all of your fucks in the little green bag.
-I don’t have any

-Please don’t make me go get Jimmy, he goes clip to clip.
#13660
33 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

So is there something wrong with me for expecting a dickbutt there at the very end?

#13662
On 5/11/2022 at 8:39 PM, nnm said:

I think this particular ride may have been posted before, but the POV shot is HS worthy. 

 

Fuck absolutely all of that

#13666
On 5/12/2022 at 2:48 PM, Wally Pryor said:

If Solozzo had hired green T-shirt instead of his inept clowns we'd have had a different outcome in the Godfather. 

Sollozo is known as the Turk.  He’s supposed to be very good with a knife.  But only in matters of business, or of some sort of reasonable complaint, otherwise he brings in green t-shirt guy.  His business is narcotics.  He has the fields in Turkey, where they grow the poppy.

#13668
On 5/12/2022 at 10:56 AM, squib said:

 

 

On 5/12/2022 at 11:12 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck I counted at least 12 shots

Maybe he shoulda robbed a store in CA so he could only get shot 10 times.

#13670
On 5/13/2022 at 8:11 PM, Laxtonto said:

So is there something wrong with me for expecting a dickbutt there at the very end?

Hell, I thought when we went into space I was gonna get to see some alien boobies.  I haz disapoint.

#13675
32 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

So cool. Can anyone figure out what part of the earth is featured? I can't tell. 

The Med at about 10 seconds with Sicily.  Appears to cross the Sahara with the Nile and Cairo at the top of the screen at 20 seconds.  Maybe Lake Turkana in Kenya about 30 seconds.

Or I'm high.  Or both.

#13676
9 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

The Med at about 10 seconds with Sicily.  Appears to cross the Sahara with the Nile and Cairo at the top of the screen at 20 seconds.  Maybe Lake Turkana in Kenya about 30 seconds.

I think you're right. Good call. I was wondering if I saw Italy there, but I couldn't make out the positioning of the various Mediterranean islands. Now I get it. Cool to see the Adriatic and Croatia / Albania / Greece in the background as they start to fly over northern Africa. Well done. 

#13678
On 5/13/2022 at 1:09 PM, Parliament said:

 

It worked well this one time.  And probably most times because he's familiar with it.  But all it takes is one time that he has a little too much coffee or beer, or is a little under the weather, or has a banged up hand, or a bee stings him, etc.  On that day, his hand tweaks the throttle just a tad too much, and his head is smashed between the asphalt and the ATV as the ATV comes down from rocketing off the other side of the truck.

FAFO

#13680
2 hours ago, nnm said:

It worked well this one time.  And probably most times because he's familiar with it.  But all it takes is one time that he has a little too much coffee or beer, or is a little under the weather, or has a banged up hand, or a bee stings him, etc.  On that day, his hand tweaks the throttle just a tad too much, and his head is smashed between the asphalt and the ATV as the ATV comes down from rocketing off the other side of the truck.

FAFO

He should definitely be on the Darwin Awards watch list.

#13682
4 hours ago, nnm said:

It worked well this one time.  And probably most times because he's familiar with it.  But all it takes is one time that he has a little too much coffee or beer, or is a little under the weather, or has a banged up hand, or a bee stings him, etc.  On that day, his hand tweaks the throttle just a tad too much, and his head is smashed between the asphalt and the ATV as the ATV comes down from rocketing off the other side of the truck.

FAFO

100% this.  First thing I thought.  This seems like a really unnecessary gamble with his life as the stakes. 

#13683
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

100% this.  First thing I thought.  This seems like a really unnecessary gamble with his life as the stakes. 

His wife lets him do it so I can only assume there is a nice life insurance policy in place.

#13690
15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

His wife lets him do it so I can only assume there is a nice life insurance policy in place.

Counterpoint:  This does not seem like a couple that is thinking ahead.

#13691
13 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Counterpoint:  This does not seem like a couple that is thinking ahead.

she might be. she was pretty encouraging. 

#13694
45 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Counterpoint:  This does not seem like a couple that is thinking ahead.

It's like y'all have never see a redneck in their native habitat.  They teach this kind of shit when they're 5 years old.

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