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#13751
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Can anyone translate what they were saying? I just a words that I understood - pendejo and Jackson 5 (at the 0:20 mark).

"¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!"

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#13754
3 hours ago, brakeman said:

Let's go get stoned.

God this is phenomenal. Post this in the Steel Shank thread. 

#13755

I'm just wondering if that works with the good EZ Cheese or the HEB version, which isn't as good.  I'll find out after my next trip to the store.

#13757
2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

I think I saw a snek at the beginning and then the mfer goes under him anyway. Also, his hightailing it out at the end made me laugh. I'd have fucking ran out on top of the water like in a bugs bunny cartoon. Holy Shit!

#13758
5 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I think I saw a snek at the beginning and then the mfer goes under him anyway. Also, his hightailing it out at the end made me laugh. I'd have fucking ran out on top of the water like in a bugs bunny cartoon. Holy Shit!

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#13762

Okay, so he knows the bird. That still got stole by the mofo based on his sadness. Did you notice the criss-cross grill marks on the bread. Somebody went to some trouble to make that sammich. Damn birds don't eat cheese! 

#13771
4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

what was filming that? 

magnetized drone. he’s got a big electromagnet in his backpack that holds the drone close. 

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#13775
9 minutes ago, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.


 

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Why? Because we all look the same to you? 

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#13778
10 hours ago, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.


 

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Any doubt no one would’ve noticed… 

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#13782
On 5/21/2022 at 12:54 PM, burntorangebongos said:

 

That's a whole lotta nope.

 

 

On 5/21/2022 at 1:59 PM, Underdog said:

Mayo or butter on that grilled cheese? 

Yes.

#13786
23 hours ago, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

Yeah I was thinking more like human waste pool instead of wave pool.

#13787
On 5/22/2022 at 9:30 PM, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

How many bodies do they dredge out of there every evening?

#13788
9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

He gettin ALL dat lizard pussy after that performance. Fucking legend and one of my favorite nature videos of all time. 

#13789
On 5/22/2022 at 9:30 PM, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

If froot loops had people in em….

#13794
1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

"Oh, my gawd! Hobby Lobby got hit!" 😂 Don't know why that cracks me up. Guess I'm just a terrible person.

The owners of Hobby Lobby shouldn't be buying stolen antiquities.  It's their punishment.

#13797
12 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 


Dude driving is fucking stupid. Period. 
 

If their path of travel is the base of direction, that tornado was to their right, on a slightly skewed path from parallel , towards intersecting their line of travel at a distance down their path. So if they were headed east, the tornado was headed on a path more east northeast.

 

 Before trying to become internet starts, a quick left turn and haul ass for a few blocks or whatever before making another left to now be moving west away from it’s direction and better the chances.

 

At the point they ended up, due to filming and fucking around with their lives, there wasn’t shit they could do but hope it missed their location.

If you have time like they did (it didn’t just miracle its ass into existence right before the clip started) and don’t waste it, you can escape the path.

Tornadoes will of course change direction on a whim, and if you have no time then take what precautions you can. 
 

But from where they were, and would have been, a left turn to get their initial path further above the tornado path, and another to start moving the opposite direction, and that would have been way better. If for nothing else than having an extra minute to find a better spot than that carwash. 

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