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#14805
On 8/26/2022 at 9:10 PM, ButtFumble said:

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Look, if you are gonna pull the carpet back and sweep the dirt under it, ya' gotta put it back so no one knows.

#14813

Nice touch as the robot instinctively tries to rub one out when waking up.

#14815
5 hours ago, Superhero said:

Kinda creepy...

 

How about now?

 

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yeah that’s what I was thinking.  how long until we can slap a pair of DDs on that thing and fuck it. 

#14816
1 hour ago, futureman said:

yeah that’s what I was thinking.  how long until we can slap a pair of DDs on that thing and fuck it. 

I'm guessing that dude in the blue hoodie behind the robot already crossed that bridge.

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#14818
14 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm guessing that dude in the blue hoodie behind the robot already crossed that bridge.

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#14819

My favorite reply to friends and family asking when I plan on marrying and settling down is that I'm waiting for a viable sex bot.

Eventually it will wipe my ass for me and feed me jello during my golden years.

Prolly at the same time.

#14828
12 minutes ago, nnm said:

#noaggy

It's a cool tradition and all, and impressive physically.....but every year I think "Take that tower building skill, cut the shit, and finish the goddamn Sagrada Familia for once this fucking century!"  

Looks cool from aerial view though.  

#14833
49 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

 

War is definitely not funny, but this video reminded me of this scene

 

#14839

Just another evening of fun in Portland

(The guy shooting at the scared old man trying to escape in his van not only shot & wounded him, also killed one of his own fellow rioter/anarchist “bystanders”)

#14842
1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

So people just stop on the street and have a party.  This guy gets spooked (possibly for good reason) and tries to bail.  And panics.  So the partiers whip out their gats and start shooting the side of his van.  Do I have that right?

#14843
1 minute ago, Parliament said:

So people just stop on the street and have a party.  This guy gets spooked (possibly for good reason) and tries to bail.  And panics.  So the partiers whip out their gats and start shooting the side of his van.  Do I have that right?

Thats what I understand.

The "party" is doing donuts and burnouts on a section of the freeway, not some parking lot or whatever.  weird shit.

#14844

I knew a guy that late one night put on diving gear and spray painted "Portland Sucks!" across the hull of a Coast Guard cutter going to the Rose Festival the next morning. He was a visionary and instant legend.

#14845
4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

3 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

So the dream of the 90s is no longer alive in Portland?

I think everyone knows what destroyed portland. 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

So people just stop on the street and have a party.  This guy gets spooked (possibly for good reason) and tries to bail.  And panics.  So the partiers whip out their gats and start shooting the side of his van.  Do I have that right?

portland. 

#14846
3 hours ago, RPM said:

I knew a guy that late one night put on diving gear and spray painted "Portland Sucks!" across the hull of a Coast Guard cutter going to the Rose Festival the next morning. He was a visionary and instant legend.

And that man’s name?  You guessed it.  Braun the Blacksmith.  /patton

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