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#17204
7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Are we supposed to know who that is?

It’s somebody’s boyfriend who wouldn’t take no for an answer

Said girl’s father made a rather convincing argument on her behalf

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#17207
20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

As a lifelong motorcycle rider:

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF by IFC

Whatever.  The asshole had no business going that fast through that area.  It's incredibly selfish.

#17208
28 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

It’s somebody’s boyfriend who wouldn’t take no for an answer

Said girl’s father made a rather convincing argument on her behalf

Indeed.

#17212
40 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Any engineer types understand how that 90 degree angle comes into play?

Was wondering the same thing. When my new engineer gets his ass outta bed at noon, I'll ask him.

CHIEF

#17220
Soccer matches would be tons more interesting with a bull running around on the pitch.

I’d actually watch that. I’d also believe the players are actually hurt when the bull hits them.
#17221
9 minutes ago, Hate said:


I’d actually watch that. I’d also believe the players are actually hurt when the bull hits them.

If nothing else, there would be less rolling around and groaning about injuries.

#17224
2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Well, if you ask me, hitting him with his own helmet was a bit angry. 

no shit.  the guy had collapsed to take his last breaths most likely.  

#17225
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. https://t.co/zJdP8eHtQW

 

#17226
2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

If nothing else, there would be less rolling around and groaning about injuries.

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#17227
5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. https://t.co/zJdP8eHtQW

 

Seems orca-strated

#17230

You know how every language uses different onomatopoeia for unspoken words like ha-ha and ja-ja (Spanish)? 

Whatever that Asian dialect is, their sound for laughter sounds a lot like how English-speakers sound when their heads are on fire. 

#17233
1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

MOTY

Why would you do this with 2 kids? https://t.co/h6pcqaAuMQ

 

fuck that’s horrible 

#17236
21 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. https://t.co/zJdP8eHtQW

 

Jaws – "You're gonna need a bigger boat" | ACMI: Your museum of screen  culture

#17239
12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know how every language uses different onomatopoeia for unspoken words like ha-ha and ja-ja (Spanish)? 

Whatever that Asian dialect is, their sound for laughter sounds a lot like how English-speakers sound when their heads are on fire. 

Richard Pryor wouldn’t think that’s very funny.

 

 

 

 

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#17241
15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Richard Pryor wouldn’t think that’s very funny.

 

 

 

 

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too soon man, too soon.  Nor Michael Jackson.  Or Freddy Krueger.  

#17242
6 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

That’s why I like the big cats. Almost always go for the throat to asphyxiate. Wolves and hyenas typically start eating their prey from behind, which is an asshole move. 

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#17246
10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Looks like the pilot ejected and floated down into the fireball. Terrible way to go. 

 

From comments:

Spain’s public news agency EFE said the F-18 was training for a flying exhibition when the crash occurred. The Guardia Civil told The Associated Press that one of its patrols was the first to reach the pilot, who fell outside the exterior fence surrounding the airbase. According to the Guardia Civil, the pilot suffered injuries to his legs, apparently because he ejected with a parachute from a low altitude. He was evacuated to hospital in a helicopter. The Guardia Civil said it would collaborate with the military in investigating the crash. It said that the initial information provided by the pilot was that the plane had apparently suffered a malfunction.

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#17247
Who wins when a fire hose and a flamethrower shoot at each other? These guys tested it empirically [source, full video: https://t.co/brJucv0ulW]pic.twitter.com/PwRBTJwdJ5

 

#17250
On 5/20/2023 at 7:58 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

MOTY

Why would you do this with 2 kids? https://t.co/h6pcqaAuMQ

Because they weren't your kids?

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