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25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Are we supposed to know who that is?

Some stupid motherfucker who fucked around and found out

7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Are we supposed to know who that is?

It’s somebody’s boyfriend who wouldn’t take no for an answer

Said girl’s father made a rather convincing argument on her behalf

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15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I hope the guy that was in the street was ok. 

The guy on the motorcycle... Eh.

As a lifelong motorcycle rider:

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF by IFC

20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

As a lifelong motorcycle rider:

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF by IFC

Whatever.  The asshole had no business going that fast through that area.  It's incredibly selfish.

28 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

It’s somebody’s boyfriend who wouldn’t take no for an answer

Said girl’s father made a rather convincing argument on her behalf

Indeed.

Any engineer types understand how that 90 degree angle comes into play?

40 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Any engineer types understand how that 90 degree angle comes into play?

Was wondering the same thing. When my new engineer gets his ass outta bed at noon, I'll ask him.

CHIEF

1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:

Any engineer types understand how that 90 degree angle comes into play?

65 degrees

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

As a lifelong motorcycle rider:

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF by IFC

We have identified youtuber Angry D!

 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

Two things:

1) red jerseys are triggering

2) that isn’t football  /ducks

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

We have identified youtuber Angry D!

 

Well, if you ask me, hitting him with his own helmet was a bit angry. 

Soccer matches would be tons more interesting with a bull running around on the pitch.

I’d actually watch that. I’d also believe the players are actually hurt when the bull hits them.
9 minutes ago, Hate said:


I’d actually watch that. I’d also believe the players are actually hurt when the bull hits them.

If nothing else, there would be less rolling around and groaning about injuries.

Can you issue a bull a red card or does that just piss them off more?  

17 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If nothing else, there would be less rolling around and groaning about injuries.


Are ya sure about that?

 

 

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Well, if you ask me, hitting him with his own helmet was a bit angry. 

no shit.  the guy had collapsed to take his last breaths most likely.  

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

If nothing else, there would be less rolling around and groaning about injuries.

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5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Seems orca-strated

Sounds like a bad Richard Harris movie from the 70s. 
 

 

 

 

* Which, ftr, is a guilty pleasure movie for me. 

You know how every language uses different onomatopoeia for unspoken words like ha-ha and ja-ja (Spanish)? 

Whatever that Asian dialect is, their sound for laughter sounds a lot like how English-speakers sound when their heads are on fire. 

17 hours ago, futureman said:

no shit.  the guy had collapsed to take his last breaths most likely.  

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12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know how every language uses different onomatopoeia for unspoken words like ha-ha and ja-ja (Spanish)? 

Whatever that Asian dialect is, their sound for laughter sounds a lot like how English-speakers sound when their heads are on fire. 

Richard Pryor wouldn’t think that’s very funny.

 

 

 

 

😄

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Richard Pryor wouldn’t think that’s very funny.

 

 

 

 

😄

too soon man, too soon.  Nor Michael Jackson.  Or Freddy Krueger.  

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

That’s why I like the big cats. Almost always go for the throat to asphyxiate. Wolves and hyenas typically start eating their prey from behind, which is an asshole move. 

9 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

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in Utah

That bitch on the Silverton train was lying. She said the largest tree was the aspen outside our side of the train. 

11 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Wolves and hyenas typically start eating their prey from behind, which is an asshole move. 

Literally

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10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Looks like the pilot ejected and floated down into the fireball. Terrible way to go. 

 

From comments:

Spain’s public news agency EFE said the F-18 was training for a flying exhibition when the crash occurred. The Guardia Civil told The Associated Press that one of its patrols was the first to reach the pilot, who fell outside the exterior fence surrounding the airbase. According to the Guardia Civil, the pilot suffered injuries to his legs, apparently because he ejected with a parachute from a low altitude. He was evacuated to hospital in a helicopter. The Guardia Civil said it would collaborate with the military in investigating the crash. It said that the initial information provided by the pilot was that the plane had apparently suffered a malfunction.

 
 

Why? Because Karma! She remembers in her previous life, she fucked something up sometime, and he posted it on Surly. That’s why!
On 5/20/2023 at 7:58 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

MOTY

Because they weren't your kids?

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