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#17602
28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

How the eel double jaw works[source and full video: https://t.co/LmeSdbmR4H]pic.twitter.com/DfjyuTG7ak

 

Sigourney Weaver Alien Gif GIF

#17603
On 6/14/2023 at 11:08 PM, Planet Houston said:
Have you ever seen an eagle grab a fish and eat live in mid air.

 

In fact, I have.  

 

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*I didn't throw the fish and wasn't too happy to see that this eagle was being human fed, but it was what it was.

#17604
Thoughts go out to anyone onboard this missing titanic sub 🙏🏼🙏🏼Absolutely terrifying to think people are trapped on the ocean floor inside this. 😢


No. Freaking. Way. 

#17605
46 minutes ago, nnm said:
Thoughts go out to anyone onboard this missing titanic sub 🙏🏼🙏🏼Absolutely terrifying to think people are trapped on the ocean floor inside this. 😢


No. Freaking. Way. 

Yeah. That is a solid “no” for me.

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This video from 2008 shows a railroad tanker under an extreme vacuum with all of the safety valves disabled or removed.

 

#17609
The engineering behind this: Newton's First Law of Motion. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion. This girl was moving horizontally and kept moving horizontally even as the bump made her fly upwards and gravity brought her down.#EIIRInteresting #engineering Credit: Unknown

 

#17610
16 minutes ago, 52-80 said:
The engineering behind this: Newton's First Law of Motion. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion. This girl was moving horizontally and kept moving horizontally even as the bump made her fly upwards and gravity brought her down.#EIIRInteresting #engineering Credit: Unknown

 

That is a pretty perfect demonstration of that concept.

#17611

Assuming the speed of the bike stays constant, she's fine. Helps that she held onto his shirt, though, so if the bike speeds up she would be pulled along.

#17617

I don't think that cure would be any better than the crabs.  In fact, I'm positive that it would be worse.  Crabs may itch, but a sea cucumber digesting one's crotch seems like it would feel much worse.

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The Komodo dragon is the largest extant species of lizard & can eat up to 80% of its body weight in one mealWhile it mostly eats carrion, the view of a deer that gets swallowed in one bite is truly impressive[📹 Freezone: https://t.co/jNrMqiSOoW]https://t.co/Q7L3kUtJHb

 

#17621
Shark attack in the Florida Everglades!

Dipping any part of your body in the water while boating the everglades...

No No No GIF

#17627

I have to admit, the camera angle from the looking back at the one dude cycling right through the flames had to look pretty cool.  I know there wasn't one, but it'd be the least they could do for being such assholes on a major highway.  

#17637
On 6/25/2023 at 1:59 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

I don't think that cure would be any better than the crabs.  In fact, I'm positive that it would be worse.  Crabs may itch, but a sea cucumber digesting one's crotch seems like it would feel much worse.

You underestimate the Japanese. 

#17640
12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why???


My guess is: drunk, fell in it, went with it for more attention than already getting for falling in it. 🤷‍♀️

#17644

Can't remember the ACL years ago when it downpoured (had to be about 10 years back) and the porta runoff and mulch and Dillo Dirt and fertilizer created this pungent cocktail of human waste and all the wanna-be Woodstockers started sliding around in it while their friends filmed.  Over by the two west-end stages.  And I tried half-ass one time to shout from afar "there's human shit in that!" And a few skeptical scowls followed.  So I kept my distance to get a beer.  At least that was diluted. 

This woman on Sixth literally got straight from the source, farm-fresh, conflict free, organic horse shit shoved---through the immutable laws of physics---straight up her vagina.  She may be famous for 15 minutes, but that UTI gonna burn for 15 weeks.   

#17646

y'all clearly didn't watch the video. she started smearing it all over her face before deciding to lay down in it. if I'm her family I'm putting plastic on my furniture for the rest of her life

#17647

Smart girl, gonna party on West Sixth?  Take the morning after pill the night before, tube of ivermectin in your purse, and plug those two holes best you can 'cause tonight's gonna be a good, good night.  Said tonight's gonna be a good, good night.  

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