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#19905
On 3/17/2024 at 5:16 PM, YGIFS said:

Triage is a good word.  I mean, he did kinda check on the guy but at that point it's like "He's obviously comatose, nothing I can do.  So lemme at least check on my guy who is at least floundering a bit."  Damn, I've seen and even been a part of some bad baseball collisions but that one takes the cake.  Even Pete Rose charging toward the bag would be like, "Nope, I'm good.  All set here thanks."  

For when your doctor dropped out of law  school but still attended the American Somoa College of Orthopedics.  

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#19906
Weird as it may look, Mundari and Dinka tribes of South Sudan take showers with cow urine because they think it's antiseptic and frees them from parasites and mosquitoes.[📹anibal_bueno]https://t.co/03Sw7N2jpS

 

#19910
1 hour ago, futureman said:
Weird as it may look, Mundari and Dinka tribes of South Sudan take showers with cow urine because they think it's antiseptic and frees them from parasites and mosquitoes.[📹anibal_bueno]https://t.co/03Sw7N2jpS

 

I'm not watching that under any circumstances.

also, fuck you.

And your mother. 

And your meemaw

Any gma jenne. Any every slutty cum filled whore your family ever spawned. 

#19912
On 3/17/2024 at 8:24 PM, Armybrat said:

That trumps Mrs. Brat’s wrist….

 

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for me

how it started

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how it went

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how it ended (the screws worked loose after I'd been back on the bike for a while, so it all had to come out)

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#19915
3 hours ago, wd40 said:

for me

how it started

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We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

 

Also, nice Mavic shoes

#19917
6 hours ago, wd40 said:

for me

how it started

image.thumb.jpeg.6ec7d53ad823c80314801e6aa54e2189.jpeg

how it went

image.thumb.jpeg.3cbccedf99f617c0d5bb839de7a38f09.jpeg

how it ended (the screws worked loose after I'd been back on the bike for a while, so it all had to come out)

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Username probably checked out. 

#19918
9 hours ago, wd40 said:

for me

how it started

image.thumb.jpeg.6ec7d53ad823c80314801e6aa54e2189.jpeg

how it went

image.thumb.jpeg.3cbccedf99f617c0d5bb839de7a38f09.jpeg

how it ended (the screws worked loose after I'd been back on the bike for a while, so it all had to come out)

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Comedy What GIF by Nickelodeon

#19919
9 hours ago, wd40 said:

for me

how it started

 

how it went

image.thumb.jpeg.3cbccedf99f617c0d5bb839de7a38f09.jpeg

how it ended (the screws worked loose after I'd been back on the bike for a while, so it all had to come out)

 

 

So you skipped leg day every now and again? 

Brutal, I hope you are doing better now. 

#19921
5 hours ago, markstanco said:

So you skipped leg day every now and again? 

Brutal, I hope you are doing better now. 

yeah, that freaked me out.  I don't remember a lot from the early days (meds, plus being in 2016 or so), but you can see pieces of gauze stuck to some of the sutures, so I'm guessing I took that pic shortly after unwrapping it, some time after I got home from the hospital.  probably within 2 weeks of the fall.  it's like my body immediately decided I wasn't going to be using that leg for a while.

My riding brothers found that skid in the woods (was an old trail bridge) and used it as a stretcher to carry me out.  I'll never forget that.  Glad I wasn't alone, that day.

#19922
35 minutes ago, wd40 said:

yeah, that freaked me out.  I don't remember a lot from the early days (meds, plus being in 2016 or so), but you can see pieces of gauze stuck to some of the sutures, so I'm guessing I took that pic shortly after unwrapping it, some time after I got home from the hospital.  probably within 2 weeks of the fall.  it's like my body immediately decided I wasn't going to be using that leg for a while.

My riding brothers found that skid in the woods (was an old trail bridge) and used it as a stretcher to carry me out.  I'll never forget that.  Glad I wasn't alone, that day.

can you share more details/pics of what happened?  are they already in another thread?

#19923

New fear unlocked. Flying sneks. 

Some snakes, like Chrysopelea paradisi, do fly and transform their shape to fling themselves from trees, elegantly gliding through the air [📹 National Geographic]pic.twitter.com/npILBGq3Fe

 

#19925
1 hour ago, nnm said:

New fear unlocked. Flying sneks. 

Some snakes, like Chrysopelea paradisi, do fly and transform their shape to fling themselves from trees, elegantly gliding through the air [📹 National Geographic]pic.twitter.com/npILBGq3Fe

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#19926
10 hours ago, nnm said:

New fear unlocked. Flying sneks. 

Some snakes, like Chrysopelea paradisi, do fly and transform their shape to fling themselves from trees, elegantly gliding through the air [📹 National Geographic]pic.twitter.com/npILBGq3Fe

 

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#19931
6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:
The shark that has been through everything 🥺🦈

 

Damn, that thing has seen some shit. It’s the marine life scarring equivalent of jailhouse tats and shiv marks.  
shark, “you come and take me Cousteau!  I served my nickel!”

#19933

 

Watch your step when you decide to take those Bluebonnet photos in Texas this year

 

#19934
1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Watch your step when you decide to take those Bluebonnet photos in Texas this year

 


Modified choke will take care of that. 

#19940
9 hours ago, futureman said:

this dude is fucked

It is an especially bad time to be a bearded Islamic guy in Russia/Moscow. 

I also like how they kept the plastic suffocation/torture bag around his neck not caring that people would see it.

#19944

Maybe a fake but holy shit.

Driver hits top speed in a Tesla Model S Plaid

 

#19945
21 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Maybe a fake but holy shit.

Driver hits top speed in a Tesla Model S Plaid

 

Kmph. Still suicidal. 

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#19948
11 minutes ago, brakeman said:
The brute force of an elephant

Fucking those rickshaws up.

Hey Deepak, look at this! These rickshaws are defective. Wait, they're not defective,  he hates these rickshaws! Stay away from the rickshaws! 

#19949
23 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Hey Deepak, look at this! These rickshaws are defective. Wait, they're not defective,  he hates these rickshaws! Stay away from the rickshaws! 

user name checks out, very well done

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