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#19951
2 hours ago, brakeman said:
The brute force of an elephant

Fucking those rickshaws up.

I bet Kevin could take him.

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#19958
20 hours ago, brakeman said:
The brute force of an elephant

Fucking those rickshaws up.

That's the worst job of Elephant parking I've ever seen.

#19959
22 hours ago, brakeman said:
The brute force of an elephant

Fucking those rickshaws up.

This is what happens when you can't afford a bulldozer outfitted with steel armour.  Kill-a-phante.

#19967
On 3/26/2024 at 8:58 AM, brakeman said:
The brute force of an elephant

Fucking those rickshaws up.

I'd spend my entire retirement fund to be on the back of that elephant 

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#19970
6 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

what in the ever loving fuck is that????

 

Sea lice or mantis shrimp, they actually sell them frozen at some bait shops.  

#19972
5 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:
I’m getting mad just by watching

 

Don't know the entire backstory, but if there's a one can limit on what they'll take, it's actually pretty cool they let her dump it.  Our trash guy would have pretended not to hear you and blasted on past.

#19973
1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't know the entire backstory, but if there's a one can limit on what they'll take, it's actually pretty cool they let her dump it.  Our trash guy would have pretended not to hear you and blasted on past.

I think those bozos told her it was too heavy*

 

 

*beaucoup?

#19974

*this close* to being REALY holy shit

A close-in weapon system detects a passenger plane going overhead

 

#19975

 

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

*this close* to being REALY holy shit

A close-in weapon system detects a passenger plane going overhead

 

at least they wouldn't feel anything...

#19977
A diagram of how John Edward Jones was stuck for 27 hours in nutty putty cave before passing away.

Nope. Nope. Nope. 

#19978
44 minutes ago, nnm said:
A diagram of how John Edward Jones was stuck for 27 hours in nutty putty cave before passing away.

Nope. Nope. Nope. 

The YouTube video that describes this whole ordeal is such a nightmare to watch. A collection of truly depressing and worrying "holy shit" moments. Awful. 

#19980
17 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

The YouTube video that describes this whole ordeal is such a nightmare to watch. A collection of truly depressing and worrying "holy shit" moments. Awful. 

maybe the worst thing I’ve ever watched. 

#19981
49 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

The YouTube video that describes this whole ordeal is such a nightmare to watch. A collection of truly depressing and worrying "holy shit" moments. Awful. 

Yeah don’t watch that.

#19982
2 hours ago, nnm said:
A diagram of how John Edward Jones was stuck for 27 hours in nutty putty cave before passing away.

Nope. Nope. Nope. 

He remains there to this day.

#19987
10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It was AI.  The driver was ejected because he couldn't stay in a f'n lane!

Stern but fair.

#19992
On 1/2/2024 at 2:35 PM, CHIEF said:

A buddy, the Johnson County Farm Bureau agency manager, was behind them a ways, and saw the whole thing. The crash threw everyone in the minivan through the front windshield. 

The family of the kid driving the truck has had the worst five or so years of any family I have known. The dad was always in trouble with the law, and hung himself in the Somervell county jail. The older son, one of CHIEF Jr.'s associates, was so struck with grief that he committed suicide as well. Now the younger son has gone and done this. He is still in critical condition and not out of the weeds yet.

CHIEF

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/teen-faces-multiple-charges-johnson-county-crashed-killed-6-members-family/287-f5fa7ef9-8c9c-4d1d-b78b-6b312fe0fb3e

 

#19995
On 3/29/2024 at 8:30 AM, MontereyMX said:

Discussed this last night. CHIEF Jr. has been keeping up with it. Apparently a dab pen was found in the boy's truck, there isn't evidence that they were high, but blood results showed THC in their system, which means they had smoked within the last 30 days. Both boys are semi-vegetables, have no recollection of the accident, and will probably end up being deemed "not competent to stand trial". It would be a death sentence to throw them in the GP of the prison system. It makes sense to charge them for the satisfaction of the victim's families. I'm not sure where they will end up.

CHIEF

#19996
What an idiot!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

 

#19998
On 3/28/2024 at 10:21 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Who does more drugs: the lady in the video or the dipshit that wrote that post on X?

Maybe it's the dipshit who thinks it's clever to repost shit from a neo-nazi twitter account. Every post I saw on its timeline was anti-black and/or anti-semitic.

 

#19999
Maybe it's the dipshit who thinks it's clever to repost shit from a neo-nazi twitter account. Every post I saw on its timeline was anti-black and/or anti-semitic.
 

The accounts people follow tells you a LOT about that person.
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