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#20702

Lady sees the whole thing and just casually strolled by like “ain’t my business.”  She probably got home and didn’t tell her family about it for 3 days. 

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#20703

 

 

 

This is one of the most HEARTBREAKING videos you will see.Don’t vote for warmongers who are willing to send your sons and daughters to war.

 

 

 

 

#20704
17 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

This is one of the most HEARTBREAKING videos you will see.Don’t vote for warmongers who are willing to send your sons and daughters to war.

 

 

 

 

badass. thanks for posting.

#20708
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

FAFO

This was completely self-inflicted.

 

I guess you can fix stupid.

#20710
2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

welp, let's burn down another city in protest

Yeah, I really wouldn't consider this the same scenario.  One dude slowly got murdered over 9 excruciating minutes and was unarmed.  This dipshit reached for a pistol after a dozen warnings from an officer, who demonstrated some professionalism, with a gun pointed at his head.  I doubt they'll even be 20 people at his funeral, let alone a national protest.  I think you can safely go get a coffee at Starbuck's this morning without an open-carry.  

There is police brutality, racially motivated shootings swept under the rug, and then there's just morons of all colors riding through residential neighborhoods with firearms sitting in their lap.  If his friend in the car didn't express much anger about it, I doubt a nation of strangers will.  

#20712

 

 

 

Wake up, babe, it's 4pm. A new utterly pathetic $10k-masculinity-retreat video just dropped.

 

#20713

 

JUST IN: Missing child from Michigan randomly shows up on someone's live stream in Miami, Florida.17-year-old Troy Coleman, who has schizophrenia, has been missing for months and was thought to be dead.During Lacy & Clix's live stream, a teen with his shirt off was seen going…

 

 

#20714
6 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

Wake up, babe, it's 4pm. A new utterly pathetic $10k-masculinity-retreat video just dropped.

 

Spoiler that shit!

#20715
8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

Wake up, babe, it's 4pm. A new utterly pathetic $10k-masculinity-retreat video just dropped.

 

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#20716
9 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

Wake up, babe, it's 4pm. A new utterly pathetic $10k-masculinity-retreat video just dropped.

 

Every Surly tailgate.

#20717
I wasn't expecting that 😳😳

 

#20718
Whoahh!! 😱An explosion of a tanker truck on the BR-010 highway, between the municipalities of Paragominas and Ulianópolis, in the southeast region of Pará, Brazil, left at least three people injured today.pic.twitter.com/8Si8yM3qSR

 

#20724
2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Supposedly happening down in SPI today. Multiple shark attacks.

 

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That's what happens when you jump out of a boat that has a battery in it to power the starter and stereo system.  Nautical Thermodynamics meets Marine Biology.  And yes, that's my titleist.  

#20725
On 7/3/2024 at 10:58 PM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

Wake up, babe, it's 4pm. A new utterly pathetic $10k-masculinity-retreat video just dropped.

 

Ain't no party like a Cloak Room party

#20726
15 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Supposedly happening down in SPI today. Multiple shark attacks.

 

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Zoom in on that picture.  That's horrific.  

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#20733

The machines are becoming self aware

🚨#BREAKING: Multiple people are reportedly injured after a multiple fireworks malfunctioned and shot into the crowd during the opening ceremonie for the 4th of July show📌#Provo | #UtahCurrently, Multiple people are reportedly injured during the national anthem at the…

 

 

#20736
14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Them boys called in an air strike?!

 

 

Danger Close.  Fire for effect.  

#20742
NEW: Off-duty NYPD officer passes after a drunk driver slammed into a nail salon in Long Island. 64-year-old Steven Schwally was arrested and charged with DWI after he slammed his car into the salon. A total of 10 people were injured in the crash and four others were…

 

#20743

really insane that the car drove through the one open parking slot which happened to be directly in front of the salon. just crazy.

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#20744

warning: this is truly disgusting and heartbreaking. i’m really looking forward to this sicko being caught. he’d better hope the police find him before the streets do.

also- not sure why he says “relieves himself”. he didn’t piss on this woman, he came on her leg. fucking parasite.

Let’s play manhunt with him today in Philly some community service …. I got 2 bands for his lo??? But you gotta connect. https://t.co/ZgsTNVeUJL

 

Edited by Derka

#20745
We're back at the "bounty on the head" stage of community justice, I see. I'll throw in $500.

 

#20746

No 'Sorry for Partying' or 'What's his Surly handle?' 

Dammit, this thread used to have sarcastic integrity!  

I've seen a few homeless dudes jerking off as I was just peacefully making my way through downtown or South Austin streets.  But at a retail store where families shop?  I mean, sure we have maniacal, machete wielding crazies running around Town Lake...but at least they keep their dick in their pants.  

#20747
20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Flying into rising terrain with no escape route? Hang on, Ronnie!

Spoiler

 

 

#20748
9 hours ago, Derka said:

warning: this is truly disgusting and heartbreaking. i’m really looking forward to this sicko being caught. he’d better hope the police find him before the streets do.

also- not sure why he says “relieves himself”. he didn’t piss on this woman, he came on her leg. fucking parasite.

Let’s play manhunt with him today in Philly some community service …. I got 2 bands for his lo??? But you gotta connect. https://t.co/ZgsTNVeUJL

 

“News stories that remind you of Surly posters”

#20750

 

NEW: San Francisco n*dists save a Brazilian tourist after a "pirate" tried blowtorching him.This may be the most San Francisco thing I've ever seen.The incident reportedly happened in the Castro district, a "gay-friendly neighborhood."N*dists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback…

 

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