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#21801

CSB warning.

 

I actually witnessed a situation like this outside a bar in Idaho Falls some years ago.  Barrel chested under 6' 300plus pounder refused to be hand cuffed.

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#21803
1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

Fullback material.

also, they call the ground, "the floor"?

It's a British thing I first noticed a little while back in their films/shows. They don't call it "on the ground." I'm not sure what the rest of the Commonwealth says, but it's clearly not what we say in these United States of America.

It's kinda like the English quirk of saying "in hospital" without the definite article. No accounting for what gets lost over the Pond.

 

#21804
21 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's a British thing I first noticed a little while back in their films/shows. They don't call it "on the ground." I'm not sure what the rest of the Commonwealth says, but it's clearly not what we say in these United States of America.

It's kinda like the English quirk of saying "in hospital" without the definite article. No accounting for what gets lost over the Pond.

 

“On holiday”. 

#21809
3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Why didn’t they just shoot him?

Rank and file Brit cops don't carry.  One dude had a taser though.

#21810
12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I actually witnessed a situation like this outside a bar in Idaho Falls some years ago.  Barrel chested under 6' 300plus pounder refused to be hand cuffed.

I worked at the inpatient psych hospital on Oahu for a while. One of the many lessons I learned was that a Samoan in the throws of a manic episode can absolutely rip locked and magnetized security doors off their hinges if they are so inclined. 

#21811
14 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's a British thing I first noticed a little while back in their films/shows. They don't call it "on the ground." I'm not sure what the rest of the Commonwealth says, but it's clearly not what we say in these United States of America.

It's kinda like the English quirk of saying "in hospital" without the definite article. No accounting for what gets lost over the Pond.

 

When you realize what they call a meatball …..  or a cigarette ….

#21812

Put it in my diary (Outlook Calendar)

CV (not resume)

ROOTER (not route-R)

On Holiday (not vacation)

Garden Leave (we could use some of that)

Celcius...  Those Brits are quite annoying.

#21814
On 12/16/2024 at 11:14 AM, Incredulity said:

CSB warning.

 

I actually witnessed a situation like this outside a bar in Idaho Falls some years ago.  Barrel chested under 6' 300plus pounder refused to be hand cuffed.

 

not a cool story bro: 

As a teen, a cop hit me across the back of the legs like that with a baton. I fell like I had been pole-axed. Fucking agony. My dad saw the huge bruises a few days later and asked about them. I said I got them in football practice when somebody stepped on the back of my legs in cleats. 

Anybody who take blows like that and not even react is a beast. 

 

#21815
19 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

not a cool story bro: 

As a teen, a cop hit me across the back of the legs like that with a baton. I fell like I had been pole-axed. Fucking agony. My dad saw the huge bruises a few days later and asked about them. I said I got them in football practice when somebody stepped on the back of my legs in cleats. 

Anybody who take blows like that and not even react is a beast. 

 

May we have the beginning of the story please?  

#21817
1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

May we have the beginning of the story please?  

 

Riding in a car with some friends in HS. Not sure why we got pulled over, but they made all four of us line up against the wall spread eagle while they tossed the car and ran our licenses. Found some beer and poured it out (standard practice in early 80s for MIP for beer only-maybe because the legal age was only 19 then). Told us to kneel, not sure why. I turned toward the cop and started to protest and he let me have it. "I said kneel!"

Instead I rolled on the ground in agony. 

Eventually they let us all go. 

No tickets, no arrests, no citations. 

 

edit: not black or a dog, but a few of the other guys were hispanic. 

 

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#21827
Marlin jumps on a boat

 

#21829

once at a bar in downtown austin a british dude walked up to me and said, "i'm on holiday do you know where i can find any gear?" i had no idea wtf he was talking about. turns out cocaine is what he was talking about. 

#21832
8 hours ago, nnm said:
Marlin jumps on a boat

 

That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away.

Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”. 

#21833
12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away.

Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”. 

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#21835

 

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a freight train crashes into a semi truck triggering major accident and derailment that partially collapses a nearby building ⁰📌#Pecos l #TexasWatch dramatic footage of a freight train slamming into a semi-truck stranded on the tracks in Pecos, Texas.…

 

#21837
12 hours ago, Superhero said:

That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away.

Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”. 

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fisherman-dies-after-attack-by-marlin-5370332.html 

first line of the story. 

I remember reading about this. 

#21838
9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a freight train crashes into a semi truck triggering major accident and derailment that partially collapses a nearby building ⁰📌#Pecos l #TexasWatch dramatic footage of a freight train slamming into a semi-truck stranded on the tracks in Pecos, Texas.…

 

 

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#21841
Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

 

#21843
3 hours ago, nnm said:
Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

 

 

Paging Bobby Petrino.  

 

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#21844
Well that was intense.. 😅

Time for a change of underwear. 

#21845
Flight from DFW airport canceled after it floods

 

#21846
Just now, RPM said:
Flight from DFW airport canceled after it floods

 

It's piss.

#21847
On 12/17/2024 at 1:49 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Riding in a car with some friends in HS. Not sure why we got pulled over, but they made all four of us line up against the wall spread eagle while they tossed the car and ran our licenses. Found some beer and poured it out (standard practice in early 80s for MIP for beer only-maybe because the legal age was only 19 then). Told us to kneel, not sure why. I turned toward the cop and started to protest and he let me have it. "I said kneel!"

Instead I rolled on the ground in agony. 

Eventually they let us all go. 

No tickets, no arrests, no citations. 

 

edit: not black or a dog, but a few of the other guys were hispanic. 

 

Ima call bullshit here.

#21849
On 12/18/2024 at 7:05 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Unseen footage from 9/11 🫡

 

 

Season 9 Nbc GIF by The Office

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I enjoyed it though

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