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#22252
28 minutes ago, Parliament said:

He could just, you know, shave his face.

And miss out on all the tail he’s getting?  He’s a form of a celebrity there I’m sure, never underestimate the need from some females to sleep with any form of a “celebrity” they can find.  Corey Feldman still has young some would consider hot girls following him around, Mini Me got laid more than anyone on this site..  

#22253
12 hours ago, Parliament said:

He could just, you know, shave his face.

are you crazy, man...that's probably how he ended up like that!

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#22256
22 hours ago, Parliament said:

He could just, you know, shave his face.

I would go with laser hair removal. Shaving your eyelids seems like it would be a real bitch. 

#22257
31 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I would go with laser hair removal. Shaving your eyelids seems like it would be a real bitch. 

There's a documentary on him (her?), or an apparent relative, part of an entire family. Oddly enugh, they're circus performers, acrobatics. Years ago, I saw one of them being displayed on the Midway at the State Fair - JoJo the Dog-faced Boy.

#22261
On 3/7/2025 at 12:02 PM, Mittens said:

 

Sergeant, burn the fields and when you're done with that, burn the house. (Any bites on that deep cut?)

#22262

1899988845870915778

In 2013, a Florida man, Jeff Bush, was sleeping in his bedroom when a large sinkhole opened up directly underneath his bed, swallowing him and his entire bedroom. His brother heard him scream, but was unable to see or reach him in time. Bush’s body was never recovered.

 

#22264
1 hour ago, nnm said:

1899988845870915778

In 2013, a Florida man, Jeff Bush, was sleeping in his bedroom when a large sinkhole opened up directly underneath his bed, swallowing him and his entire bedroom. His brother heard him scream, but was unable to see or reach him in time. Bush’s body was never recovered.

 

that’s some serious drag me to hell shit

#22265
1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

What was your mom doing in Florida?  

It’d be pretty impressive if she could put her cremated molecules back together and get down to Florida from our family cemetery in SE NM. 

#22266
32 minutes ago, nnm said:

It’d be pretty impressive if she could put her cremated molecules back together and get down to Florida from our family cemetery in SE NM. 

 

Wrong turn at Albuquerque? 🤷‍♂️

#22267
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Wrong turn at Albuquerque? 🤷‍♂️

Yes she did take a wrong turn in Albuquerque. That is, indeed, where she died. Rather suddenly. Thanks.

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#22269
3 hours ago, nnm said:

It’d be pretty impressive if she could put her cremated molecules back together and get down to Florida from our family cemetery in SE NM. 

Given your handle, I always assumed you were from Northern New Mexico.

#22270
14 hours ago, nnm said:

1899988845870915778

In 2013, a Florida man, Jeff Bush, was sleeping in his bedroom when a large sinkhole opened up directly underneath his bed, swallowing him and his entire bedroom. His brother heard him scream, but was unable to see or reach him in time. Bush’s body was never recovered.

 

Pretty fuckin' small house.

#22271
14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Given your handle, I always assumed you were from Northern New Mexico.

I am. Our family ranch is in SE NM. Literally on the TX line. I grew up (mostly) on a small farm in the mountains in northern NM. Mom and dad had a touch of the hippie in the 60s and 70s. Very, very similar background, parallel really, to CDC.  Except that he now runs the most complex and successful college athletic department in the country. And I …. don’t. 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Pretty fuckin' small house.

Yeah, I thought that was a bad pic too. Obviously not of the house in question. 

Edited by nnm

#22272
On 3/8/2025 at 1:24 PM, Tex Long said:

Oddly enugh, they're circus performers

Doesn't seem odd at all. 

#22277

Yes - my company has 14 Ethanol plants in the corn belt. It ain’t moonshine!

During the Covid years, the company shut down 3-4 process wise, from making E to go into unleaded gas, to assist in making hand sanitizer type products.

Hook’em!!!

#22278
3 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Yes - my company has 14 Ethanol plants in the corn belt. It ain’t moonshine!

During the Covid years, the company shut down 3-4 process wise, from making E to go into unleaded gas, to assist in making hand sanitizer type products.

Hook’em!!!

so that ethanol is no good for trash can punch?  I just assumed it was a barrel of purer everclear. 

#22280
2 hours ago, futureman said:

so that ethanol is no good for trash can punch?  I just assumed it was a barrel of purer everclear. 

 

There is food grade that’s 100%. Haven’t looked at it lately, but last I saw was just north of $100 for a gallon.

Use it in vacuum extractions.

 

#22281
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

There is food grade that’s 100%. Haven’t looked at it lately, but last I saw was just north of $100 for a gallon.

Use it in vacuum extractions.

 

Dilute it down to 40% and you got yourself a vodka. 

#22282
On 3/20/2025 at 3:04 PM, futureman said:

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imagine having a drum of this delivered to the frat house

Check your MSDS sheets, make sure it isn't diluted with Toluene.  

#22290
On 3/22/2025 at 1:41 AM, Superhero said:

Dilute it down to 40% and you got yourself a vodka. 

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#22292
On 3/22/2025 at 6:19 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Check your MSDS sheets, make sure it isn't diluted with Toluene.  

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#22294

Bombardier Beetles spray boiling acid (212 degrees f) as a defence mechanism against predators

 

 

#22295
13 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Bombardier Beetles spray boiling acid (212 degrees f) as a defence mechanism against predators

 

 

Beetle ate at Taco Bell?

#22297
On 3/13/2025 at 12:39 PM, nnm said:

1899988845870915778

In 2013, a Florida man, Jeff Bush, was sleeping in his bedroom when a large sinkhole opened up directly underneath his bed, swallowing him and his entire bedroom. His brother heard him scream, but was unable to see or reach him in time. Bush’s body was never recovered.

 

"A Florida man..." is how the 21st century April Fool's jokes start

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