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#22955
4 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Getting up there is easier than having to get back down?

It’s really, really easy to get back down. 

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#22957

Frenchman Flats, Nevada - June, 1957. 
My Dad, along with several hundred US Army troops, was somewhere underneath that cloud hunkered down in an 8’ deep trench only 1,000 yards from Ground Zero. 
Afterwards when they were bused back to their Las Vegas hotel, he lost $20 at a Blackjack table.

 

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#22959
7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Frenchman Flats, Nevada - June, 1957. 
My Dad, along with several hundred US Army troops, was somewhere underneath that cloud hunkered down in an 8’ deep trench only 1,000 yards from Ground Zero. 
Afterwards when they were bused back to their Las Vegas hotel, he lost $20 at a Blackjack table.

 

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He'd used up his luck surviving the bomb. 

 

#22960
21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Frenchman Flats, Nevada - June, 1957. 
My Dad, along with several hundred US Army troops, was somewhere underneath that cloud hunkered down in an 8’ deep trench only 1,000 yards from Ground Zero. 
Afterwards when they were bused back to their Las Vegas hotel, he lost $20 at a Blackjack table.

 

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What did your mom think about that?  

#22963
2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

She was pissed about the lost $20.

But happy he grew a second dick that tickled her clit, amirite?

#22964

No such luck , but like a lot of the other Army troops present at those tests he did develop pre-cancerous skin problems late in life.

#22969

Concert kiss cam goes very wrong...or very right depending on your pov.

Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.

 

#22976
NEW: Bus driver nearly decapitates passengers after crashing into a low bridge and ripping off the top of the bus in the UK. The driver has since been arrested on suspicion of “causing serious injury by careless driving.” 20 people were injured with a few sustaining…

 

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#22978
3 hours ago, nnm said:
NEW: Bus driver nearly decapitates passengers after crashing into a low bridge and ripping off the top of the bus in the UK. The driver has since been arrested on suspicion of “causing serious injury by careless driving.” 20 people were injured with a few sustaining…

 

@Wulaw Horn

#22980
3 hours ago, nnm said:
NEW: Bus driver nearly decapitates passengers after crashing into a low bridge and ripping off the top of the bus in the UK. The driver has since been arrested on suspicion of “causing serious injury by careless driving.” 20 people were injured with a few sustaining…

 

"....king of the roooaaaad"

IYKYK

#22984
2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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Was really hoping one of the dudes would catch his suit on a corner, creating an entry point. 

#22985
Just now, nnm said:

Was really hoping one of the dudes would catch his suit on a corner, creating an entry point. 

...which would lead to posting in the Horrible Ways to Die thread. 

#22988
3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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I was curious about the benefit of keeping hornets around and why you wouldn't just take a flamethrower to the whole area and incinerate every last one of those motherfuckers.  but AI told me they play a key role in keeping other pests in check.  the more you know.

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#22989
7 hours ago, futureman said:

I was curious about the benefit of keeping hornets around and why you wouldn't just take a flamethrower to the whole area and incinerate every last one of those motherfuckers.  but AI told me they play a key role in keeping other pests in check.  the more you know.

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Cool.  Let's set up a den in your garden.

#22990
Just now, Parliament said:

Cool.  Let's set up a den in your garden.

yeah obviously.  they keep pests in check.  I’m gonna want that, 100%.  you’d be an idiot not to want it.  I bet you don’t want it, dumbass ohio dipshit. 

#22991

 

Hey BBQ family, what do you think of this poolside brisket?

 

#22992
41 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

Hey BBQ family, what do you think of this poolside brisket?

 

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#22993
2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Hey BBQ family, what do you think of this poolside brisket?

 

 

Lincoln Riley gives it a 2

 

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#22999
On 7/23/2025 at 12:28 PM, futureman said:

I was curious about the benefit of keeping hornets around and why you wouldn't just take a flamethrower to the whole area and incinerate every last one of those motherfuckers.  but AI told me they play a key role in keeping other pests in check.  the more you know.

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Accidental Pollination?

is that better or worse than premature pollination?

#23000
On 7/23/2025 at 8:30 PM, tfoolry said:

 

Hey BBQ family, what do you think of this poolside brisket?

 

Better than Cornyn’s

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