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#23001
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Better than Cornyn’s

Looks like it was just dug out from some rubble in the Los Angeles Palisades fire area.

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#23002
On 7/23/2025 at 12:28 PM, futureman said:

I was curious about the benefit of keeping hornets around and why you wouldn't just take a flamethrower to the whole area and incinerate every last one of those motherfuckers.  but AI told me they play a key role in keeping other pests in check.  the more you know.

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F- that….warm up the blowtorches!

While visiting friends at the West Point Military Academy in 1950, I was playing tag with their kids in the back yard and inadvertently ran into a shrub that contained a hornets nest. 
Before I could get away to the safety of the house, those sumbitches stung me 12-15 times around the back of my neck. 
I felt like I was on fire and became almost comatose.
I don’t even recall being treated at the Point’s dispensary.

That made the remainder of my family’s trip to our new station in Puerto Rico a miserable experience for me. 
We went from the Academy to the post on Governor’s Island in New York Harbor, and from there on this Navy transport ship to San Juan. Of course I was seasick the entire voyage, while my neck was wrapped up over some paste the medics had slathered on me.
As soon as we disembarked from the ship a week later, I was in the Rodriquez Army Hospital at Fort Brooke for several days. 
What a welcome to the tropical paradise.

 

 

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#23003

Knew a guy from high school who died getting struck by lightning wade fishing Galveston bay. It doesn't look like lightnight directly struck the pole but not sure how he still get some shock.

 

#23006
On 7/23/2025 at 8:30 PM, tfoolry said:

 

Hey BBQ family, what do you think of this poolside brisket?

 

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#23012
12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Knew a guy from high school who died getting struck by lightning wade fishing Galveston bay. It doesn't look like lightnight directly struck the pole but not sure how he still get some shock.

 

 

 

#23019
52 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

oh hell no

 

 

You're welcome to my share of that, however great or small it may be.

#23021

this kid is a freak of nature. he’s the strongest kid alive:

This young kid is strong. I don't condone this. But damn

 

#23023
4 hours ago, Derka said:

this kid is a freak of nature. he’s the strongest kid alive:

This young kid is strong. I don't condone this. But damn

 

Plenty of restraint moves/pressure points that woulda put that dipshit on the floor.

#23024

CSB warning

I once saw stocky barrel chested mid-20's country boy(5'9" pushing 3 bills) at a country bar in Eastern Idaho "fight off" about a half dozen cops by just standing like a rock and refusing to put his arms behind his back.  After the police were exhausted from trying to manhandle him he got in his truck and drove off.  Cops said they knew who he was and would catch him later.... ummm ok. 

#23027

Bird strike

Esto le ha ocurrido hoy a un F-18 del @ejercitoaire durante el Festival Aéreo de #Gijón.📸 Varias aves volaban cerca del aparato cuando se acercaba a la orilla, donde miles de personas disfrutaban de la exhibición.¿Qué opinan los expertos? 🤔

 

#23029
23 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

oh hell no

 

Kept looking for these dudes.

 

 

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#23030

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are no old bold pilots.

#23035
11 hours ago, RPM said:

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are no old bold pilots.

well, except for pete mitchell. 

#23037
13 hours ago, futureman said:

well, except for pete mitchell. 

But not iceman

#23038
6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Truly a miracle that anyone with a Y chromosome lives past the age of 12...

They seem to care a lot more about the motorcycle than the rider that lost the skin off his calves

#23042
1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

They seem to care a lot more about the motorcycle than the rider that lost the skin off his calves

Once upon a time I wrecked my dirt bike on a gravel road and my pinky finger was stuck under the end of the handlebar grip. Ripped the nail right off.  Between adrenaline and being scared my parents would be mad and take my motorcycle away, I limped home, stuck the fingernail back in place and put a bandaid on it.  That lasted a couple hours until I couldn’t stand it anymore.  Ended up at the doctor with my mom.  Luckily the root was still there so it grew back.  Never rode thru fire though.  

#23044
7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

Nate Bargatze about growing up going to county fairs: “We ride these rides that were on the interstate an hour ago.”

#23046
Your first thought when you see Monica Lewinsky?I know what mine is 😆

 

#23047

Watched an interview with her a few years back and she looked fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

I'm surprised that she is isn't married. I don't understand why she got so much shit for giving BJ when I'm sure most women have done the same.

 

 

* Just looked her up on Wikipedia. Apparently she had at least 2 other affairs with married men. So I guess she's just happier blowing other peoples' husbands.

#23048
9 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Watched an interview with her a few years back and she looked fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

I'm surprised that she is isn't married. I don't understand why she got so much shit for giving BJ when I'm sure most women have done the same.

 

 

* Just looked her up on Wikipedia. Apparently she had at least 2 other affairs with married men. So I guess she's just happier blowing other peoples' husbands.

Presumably the wives aren't blowing their husbands, so really she's just providing a service. 

#23049
57 minutes ago, Superhero said:

* Just looked her up on Wikipedia. Apparently she had at least 2 other affairs with married men. So I guess she's just happier blowing other peoples' husbands.

Why buy the bull when you're sucking the life out of 'em for free?

#23050
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Just looked her up on Wikipedia. Apparently she had at least 2 other affairs with married men. So I guess she's just happier blowing other peoples' husbands.

 

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