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#23207
On 9/3/2025 at 7:23 PM, TrashMaster G said:

What did they THINK was going to happen?

Randy McCown would throw for more than 200 yards against Cory Redding and the Texas Longhorns

#23208

 

A week's ration for one adult during WWII

That's one meal for the average American in 2025.  Especially the sugar.

 

#23209

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

May be an image of 1 person, boat and jet ski

May be an image of 3 people and boat

May be an image of 2 people, boat, jet ski and text

El Bandido didn’t have a great day, but they are safe after one of the most hellish acrobatic stunt I’ve ever witnessed!
  (best angle)

queued up - shouldn't be more than a couple seconds in here:

 

#23212
The world deadlift record was just set at 1,124 pounds…By The Mountain from Game of Thrones

 

#23214
14 minutes ago, Mittens said:
The world deadlift record was just set at 1,124 pounds…By The Mountain from Game of Thrones

 

It's a cool exposition I guess, but that isn't anything close to a regulation deadlift.  

#23216

^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.

#23218

I remember in the mid-late 90s there was a show on PBS where they showed actual unedited surgeries. They would have hip replacements, heart transplants, amputations… whatever the hell was on the docket they would show it. Anyway on one episode an old man came into the ER who had fallen in the shower and sliced his shoulder blade area open like that. It looked like a sword wound from a medieval battle. Or a Snake River Farms brisket. Absolutely gnarly.

#23221
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

It's a cool exposition I guess, but that isn't anything close to a regulation deadlift.  

not only that, it’s not particularly impressive, either. 

#23222
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.


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#23223

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Don't you hate when you slip in the shower, and then fall on the ceramic soap dish, and then it cracks and crumbles, and then you fall onto it so that your back gets sliced open like you are attacked by a samurai with a katana sword, and then you have to get like 50 stitches to make sure your organs don't spill out when you go the bathroom?

Yeah, I hate it when that happens. 

#23224
3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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“whoa that scar is gnarly!  were you sliced up in a street fight?  get attacked by a maniac with an axe?  samurai warfare?”

-no, no, uh, I slipped in the tub.

#23225
7 hours ago, futureman said:

what was it?  it’s gone from reddit. 

Some chick swallowed a long skinny balloon.  Thing was probably 3 to 3 1/2' long.  Think like the balloons clowns use to make animals.  It was probably more of magic trick than a swallow.  It reminded me of the "how I met your mom" stuff.

#23232
On 9/8/2025 at 8:44 PM, Mittens said:

^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.

Were you able to nut your mangunk before you sought medical help? 

#23233
On 9/8/2025 at 8:44 PM, Mittens said:

^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.

Sounds like it was a hell of a gash!

#23236
7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

that is a highly disturbing little conceptual model of what the future will look like.  

#23246
On 9/6/2025 at 8:48 PM, Mittens said:

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

May be an image of 1 person, boat and jet ski

May be an image of 3 people and boat

May be an image of 2 people, boat, jet ski and text

El Bandido didn’t have a great day, but they are safe after one of the most hellish acrobatic stunt I’ve ever witnessed!
  (best angle)

queued up - shouldn't be more than a couple seconds in here:

 

9.7 from the judges

#23249


Bear was like wtf I’m just trying to eat here 

 

Big hungry bear hiding behind the barrels waiting for the coast to be clear. 🐻

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