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#1908

the fuck? He ded or.....

 

he made it

 

Despite the quick response from assistants, Volta nearly died from the incident and was transferred to the Collado Villalba Hospital for treatment. “I was four minutes in cardiorespiratory arrest, literally dead,” he said later, according to Spanish newspaper Marca. He has since recovered from the ordeal.

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#1915
On 11/12/2018 at 8:40 AM, mulletpelini said:

10 and 2.  10 to hold the phone, 2 to hold the steering wheel.  This fucking generation.

This was making me ragey. If it's so damn scary and life threatening - HOW ABOUT YOU PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE???

#1919
13 hours ago, GottaB said:

He got kicked off the team and barred from campus.

Should have been arrested.

With the way he set that up and checked on the ref, you can be damned sure this wasn't the 1st time he's pulled off that little "trick".

#1920
1 minute ago, Reagan1k said:

With the way he set that up and checked on the ref, you can be damned sure this wasn't the 1st time he's pulled off that little "trick".

Fortunately the kid that got drilled went straight to the line and nailed both technicals.

#1926
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I saw a show on discovery about this. The bug in its mouth is a parasite that eats the fish tongue and then becomes the tongue. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=fish+tongue+parasite&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS711US711&oq=fish+ton&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.3153j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

I thought the fish had human-like teeth. This is worse. 

#1930
Fortunately the kid that got drilled went straight to the line and nailed both technicals.

Please tell me this is true. It would make me feel a little better about what I just watched.
#1935
4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Seems like the huge fan attached to people's backs never really has any upside at all.

Well, you can fart with impunity

#1936
6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

what the fuck did he think was going to happen?

 

 

 

 

 

Acme doesn't make propeller backpacks like they used to.

#1939

How did neither one get hit? I know that it’s a high pressure situation but there must have been 20 shots fired total and the dude in the car wasn’t even moving.

#1940

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

#1941
How did neither one get hit? I know that it’s a high pressure situation but there must have been 20 shots fired total and the dude in the car wasn’t even moving.

My uncle was an ATF agent. A buddy of his got in a shootout that took place entirely around a set of gas station pumps. Both guys emptied their mags, nobody was hit. Adrenaline and panic work wonders.
Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

Yeah, that was stupid. But again...panic makes you stupid.
#1942
54 minutes ago, Thujone said:

^^Holy shit.

Seriously. 

There are still Saturns on the road? 

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#1943
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


My uncle was an ATF agent. A buddy of his got in a shootout that took place entirely around a set of gas station pumps. 

 

 

 

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#1944
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

You're suggesting that he drive straight into the would-be cop killer's line of fire?

I was kinda hoping he was gonna ram the door of that Saturn, smashing the dude's legs a la Hank Schrader.

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#1947
7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

The SUV driver could have ended the whole thing in short order by taking a left turn instead of reversing. 

#1948
How did neither one get hit? I know that it’s a high pressure situation but there must have been 20 shots fired total and the dude in the car wasn’t even moving.
#1949
You're suggesting that he drive straight into the would-be cop killer's line of fire?
I was kinda hoping he was gonna ram the door of that Saturn, smashing the dude's legs a la Hank Schrader.
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