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#23851
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I believe that's the horrid cunt who parked in a handicap space and refused to move her stupid SUV so a guy in a wheelchair couldn't a) move off the sidewalk and b) get to his car, all while cursing at the poor old man and calling him a "waste of space."

That's a pretty biased telling of the story. I mean she did say she wanted to go upstairs to her apartment real quick, so pretty much even steven

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#23856
4 hours ago, Underdog said:

The White or Red loading Zone?

3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

White. There's no stopping in the Red Zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

#23867

so the guy shows up at an apartment complex 10 days ago while open carrying a shotgun, makes several threats to kill the residents inside, and the cops do nothing.

#23868

Since Henry the 8th became the head of the Church of England when the Roman Catholic church refused his request for annulment of marriage, I guess his shit qualifies as holy . . .

Bidet thread is that way --->

"Groom of Stool." Potential band name and/or surly shaggy motto.

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#23871
45 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Forget about fuck you money, I want hey you wipe my ass money.

I want both. Not at the same time though but your mileage may vary.

#23877
10 hours ago, nnm said:

"Groom of Stool."

He did have one executed, can't remember why, think he accused the guy of something.

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Forget about fuck you money, I want hey you wipe my ass money.

You can hire your own "Groom of the stool" from the same place many of us hire our manservants/groom of the stool from - the main dumpster location next to the Hancock HEB.

Very affordable rates.

#23878
10 hours ago, nnm said:

Since Henry the 8th became the head of the Church of England when the Roman Catholic church refused his request for annulment of marriage, I guess his shit qualifies as holy . . .

Bidet thread is that way --->

"Groom of Stool." Potential band name and/or surly shaggy motto.

#23879
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He did have one executed, can't remember why, think he accused the guy of something.

You can hire your own "Groom of the stool" from the same place many of us hire our manservants/groom of the stool from - the main dumpster location next to the Hancock HEB.

Very affordable rates.

I am way out of that league.

#23881
On 1/13/2026 at 4:32 PM, bolverk said:

I believe that's the horrid cunt who parked in a handicap space and refused to move her stupid SUV so a guy in a wheelchair couldn't a) move off the sidewalk and b) get to his car, all while cursing at the poor old man and calling him a "waste of space."

Hey, if the handicap want equal rights, it includes having some cunt Karen screaming at them.

#23882

It's not like there are designated Karen parking spots he can poach for convenience.

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