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holy shit! those are big red Xs.
And neither qualify for this thread anyway.
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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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prelude to 110 broken bones.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9803826/yoga-woman-balances-balcony-apartment-falls-breaks-bones/

in the link, there's another vid for another woman falling off a balcony trying to take a selfie.

the selfie was to die for!

I don't do yoga, but I'm pretty sure that's not even a yoga pose.  That's just hanging upside down.

Just now, Longhornfan1024 said:

I don't do yoga, but I'm pretty sure that's not even a yoga pose.  That's just hanging upside down.

you should've seen the "i fell out of a fucking building" and "the ground stopped my fall" poses.

But we talkin’ bout practise, man. What are we talkin’ about? Practise? We talkin’ about practise, man. [Reporters laughing] We talk — we talkin’ bout practise. We talkin’ bout practise! We ain’t talkin’ bout the game, we talkin’ bout practise, man.

 

Fuckin' Brits. 

30 minutes ago, Bevojoe said:

Paw of a sedated grizzly bear. 

[âIMG]

Are you trying to set the record?

On 8/27/2019 at 8:28 PM, Bullneck said:

The person (woman?) in the boat was super helpful finally getting around to pulling him out of area. But not letting him in the boat.

Like a zara spook. To bad she couldn't get him to walk the dog. 

6 hours ago, AM Wood said:

my step brother kenny is missing an entire arm and he broke out of prison for a day.

this is a good post

10 hours ago, AM Wood said:

my step brother kenny is missing an entire arm and he broke out of prison for a day.

You are either writing a country and western song, or you are cursed with living in oklahoma. 

19 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Bet they got some good "armed/unarmed man" headlines out of that one.

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20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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prelude to 110 broken bones.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9803826/yoga-woman-balances-balcony-apartment-falls-breaks-bones/

in the link, there's another vid for another woman falling off a balcony trying to take a selfie.

the selfie was to die for!

That incident actually does hit close to home, as I was a student at Tecnologico de Monterrey ...... back in the day of her grandma.

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

The moment aggy physicists thought they had discovered the process for cold fusion.

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Super intense game of The Floor Is Lava

35 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Super intense game of The Floor Is Lava

I kept waiting for the backup dancers to come out from behind the flames, and Lady Gaga to descend onto the stage via trapeze or some shit.

On 8/29/2019 at 11:57 AM, Bevojoe said:

Must be opening day of zucchini hunting season. Who knew? Like the hunting cat though...

 

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9 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

It's just Dr. Strange coming in from Titan.  Nothing to worry about.

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

The moment aggy physicists thought they had discovered the process for cold fusion.

That moment in history should never be forgotten. Millennials have probably never even heard of it. 

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Walruses have some hair don’t they? 

Some.

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I’m sure the experience will convert him to being a vegetarian.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I’m sure the experience will convert him to being a vegetarian.

I’m sure the veggies are fine with their lives being taken for food. Plants can go extinct too, you know. Stupid selfish vegetarians. 

Not for the animal lovers... 

From Mouse Yelp:  Whataburger, Bastrop, TX.  Was a nice place at first, great amenities and a lot of room.  Plenty of food.  Then other guests started yelling at me, and turns out the swimming pool is actually a vat of boiling hot grease.  Where are the 'No Diving' signs?  I'm FRIED!  Everyone got their money back but me?!  1 Star.

 

See what happens after Chicago takes over?

You want to small size that?

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

See what happens after Chicago takes over?

boom

On 8/30/2019 at 7:23 AM, Wally Fairway said:

 

And just like that, Jim Hopper ended up in the Upside Down. 

22 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Whataburger trying out their new cajun menu I see. 

Try our new nutria sliders!

3 hours ago, Deej said:

That's Robert Plant.

 

4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Wow Jimmy Page has really let himself go.

Albert Lee guys, Albert Lee.

On 8/29/2019 at 12:07 PM, crash_davis said:

holy shit! those are big red Xs.

Are those the new "neg" indicators?

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