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#5101

so are the kayakers the cyclist of the bay?

 

I was taught to control your own craft and don't fucking hit things.  Doesn't seem like the fisherman in the kayak was in the wrong.   Other folks full douchy.

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#5102
6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

so are the kayakers the cyclist of the bay?

 

I was taught to control your own craft and don't fucking hit things.  Doesn't seem like the fisherman was in the wrong.   Other folks full douchy.

boat captain was a complete moron.  he needs to aware of where he's going and what's around him at all times.  you'll see in the vid that none of the 3 in the boat were watching where they were going.  

 

https://www.formulaboats.com/blog/boating-right-of-way-rules/#/4-A-Vessel-Under-Sail-or-Not-Under-Power

4. A VESSEL UNDER SAIL OR NOT UNDER POWER

A vessel under sail as well as other watercraft that are not powered, — such as canoes, kayaks, paddleboards, etc. — have the right of way over powered-vessels.

#5103
4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

boat captain was a complete moron.  he needs to aware of where he's going and what's around him at all times.  you'll see in the vid that none of the 3 in the boat were watching where they were going.  

 

https://www.formulaboats.com/blog/boating-right-of-way-rules/#/4-A-Vessel-Under-Sail-or-Not-Under-Power

4. A VESSEL UNDER SAIL OR NOT UNDER POWER

A vessel under sail as well as other watercraft that are not powered, — such as canoes, kayaks, paddleboards, etc. — have the right of way over powered-vessels.

agreed.  I edited my post to clarify.

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#5105
5 hours ago, Iceman said:

so are the kayakers the cyclist of the bay

Kinda, and this is coming from a guy with 4 kayaks in his backyard.

 

And fuck that guy driving that boat with a spiny sea urchin.  My biggest fear paddling in saltwater is getting run over in a back lake somewhere.

#5106
12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

start at 6:53

ah.  cool vid, great fish in the end.  do you know where that is?  I assume west coast?

#5107
16 hours ago, davidg said:

Kinda, and this is coming from a guy with 4 kayaks in his backyard.

 

And fuck that guy driving that boat with a spiny sea urchin.  My biggest fear paddling in saltwater is getting run over in a back lake somewhere.

If you got run over in a back lake, it would most likely be by an air boat.  Any prop boat running in a skinny back lake without looking where he's going is likely to fuck something up on his own before hitting you. 

#5109

Airboats out on the bays are the trucknut adorned, lifted, diesel smoke stack out the bed, trucks of the water.

#5110
15 minutes ago, Reagan1k said:

Airboats out on the bays are the trucknut adorned, lifted, diesel smoke stack out the bed, trucks of the water.

I might build me a diesel airboat just for shits and grins.  Rolling coal and barely moving because of the low rpm. 

#5111
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I might build me a diesel airboat just for shits and grins.  Rolling coal and barely moving because of the low rpm. 

I piss on your diesel powered airboat

 

 

#5112
On 8/31/2019 at 12:04 PM, DoobieWah said:

giphy.webp

One Friday night a few years ago, I got on the subway in South Korea, sat down and looked across the isle at the seats on the other side of the train facing me. Right across from me is a 50-something dude drunk off his ass. His dentures are sitting on his piss covered crotch. As I am getting off the train at my stop, I take one last look at him and he is popping his dentures back in his mouth. 

#5123
On 9/6/2019 at 8:57 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

Toro: "A lot of the other bulls ask me if we should run out at full speed and just barrel through the Matador, sending him barreling backwards to his demise?  And I have to tell them no...we have to build to that." 

Edited by Lobo

#5125
Bevojoe is the king of the red Xs
That's because he's a dumbass trying to link to pics on hornsfans that are hosted elsewhere. I thought about correcting the links but only one of them was barely Holy Shit worthy.
#5126
On 8/28/2019 at 11:34 AM, Sbbruin said:

There has never been a fatal orca attack on a human in the wild, and only one recorded bite.  But I’d still shit myself.

On the other hand, don’t leave your lady alone with a dolphin. Those marine mammals can do some damage. 

 

#5129
11 hours ago, nnm said:

On the other hand, don’t leave your lady alone with a dolphin. Those marine mammals can do some damage. 

 

When I try to give the ladies hugs like that it usually involves a police car ride and a big bill from my lawyer.

#5130
21 hours ago, Lobo said:

Toro: "A lot of the other bulls ask me if we should run out at full speed and just barrel through the Matador, sending him barreling backwards to his demise?  And I have to tell them no...we have to build to that." 

I think this is a reference to an old deep thought on yodeling.  To which I’ll say I’m impressed you going that deep into the well. 

#5132
On 9/6/2019 at 4:57 PM, Buzzrock said:

 

Could have used this motherfucker on 4th and goal.

#5134
On 9/5/2019 at 2:32 AM, futureman said:

ah.  cool vid, great fish in the end.  do you know where that is?  I assume west coast?

 

Guessing from the number of "dude", "sick", and "bro" uttered (as well as the SF Giants hat) that leads me to believe it was indeed on the West Coast. 

#5139
Video was the aftermath of a few Surlyasshole's trip to Tijuana.
I think that's when the bartender lit the bartop on fire.
#5148
3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Circular error probability zero. Impact with high-order detonation. Have a nice day.

“take the gloves off.  hurt them.”  that’s what you said. 

#5150
3 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

Why is the driver of the cam car doing buttoning up his jeans as he walks from his car to the truck?  Freaks me out a little bit to know he’s driving around while shifting his own gears. 

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