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10 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Can’t decide between “boop” or Smokey from Friday gif.  

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Could go here or LOL .... driving is a competitive activity, for some it is serious, and doesn't end well
 

What do you say, block or charge?

 

19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

this is to make up for the no fire gas video from before

 

 

I always learned "Stop Drop and Roll" this guy obviously learned the "Bull Dance" method.

3 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

I always learned "Stop Drop and Roll" this guy obviously learned the "Bull Dance" method.

Apparently he jumped over the fence into a pile of kindling as well

1 hour ago, HoustonHorn said:

I always learned "Stop Drop and Roll" this guy obviously learned the "Bull Dance" method.

Feeling the flow

On 11/12/2019 at 9:46 AM, Parliament said:

 

That would be a fantastic negged gif with red neg blocks flying off of him on contact.

Was waiting for the gas can or bottles of liquor to go off.  Disappointed.  

On 11/11/2019 at 11:51 PM, mulletpelini said:

rule #1, you never ever allow yourself to be idle between 2 cars, especially when the front or rear of one is facing you.  I trust no one.

My dad stopped to help a guy with car problems on a rural, two-lane road when he was traveling home from college in the late 1940s.  My dad pulled in front of the guy, who was getting something out of his trunk.  Somebody rear ended the guy and crushed his legs, basically amputating them.  He died before and ambulance arrived.  I guess no one knew about tourniquets.

Probably made someone say "Holy shit."

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5 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Where'd the second piglet come from?

damn, they do reproduce fast!

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My dad stopped to help a guy with car problems on a rural, two-lane road when he was traveling home from college in the late 1940s.  My dad pulled in front of the guy, who was getting something out of his trunk.  Somebody rear ended the guy and crushed his legs, basically amputating them.  He died before and ambulance arrived.  I guess no one knew about tourniquets.

Probably made someone say "Holy shit."

You reminded me of a guy I once knew here.  He was a firefighter working a practice fire that formed a ton of smoke and an elderly lady drove through it, ramming the pump truck he was working behind.  His legs were amputated just below the knee.  Big guy, about 6'3 250.  Worked out a lot, kind of an asshole by his own admission.  He said losing his legs was the best thing that ever happened to him.  He got a chance to restart his marriage with his wife whom he was about to lose, became a better dad to his kids.  He continued to lift and became a big name in the world amputee games or something like that (possibly land sled?).  That was about 30 years ago, I looked him up, couldn't find anything about him.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

wait until they become self aware. skynet is coming.

 

your mom's dildo is ready

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Looks like Pace Bend Park on Lake Travis.

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Lac d'Esparron is a lake in Alpes-de-Haute-Provence, France.

 

18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I like how the barrier drops after the train rolls through.

18 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's one stupid, lucky cop. 

Hope he made it to Krispy Kreme before the Hot Donuts sign went off. 

On 11/12/2019 at 9:20 AM, Sbbruin said:

 

On 11/12/2019 at 1:05 PM, smuggs said:

I like that the article clarifies that this was a "hot diarrhea" attack. Way more serious than your run-of-the-mill room temperature diarrhea attack.

My favorite was making sure she we knew she was coming out of an "authentic Thai restaurant". Maybe it wouldn't have happened if it was all Americanized!

There's a disturbing WTF NSFW meme somewhere in there.  

On 11/15/2019 at 11:19 PM, ROFL BOX said:

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EYE need no TEEF to lick your BEEF 

That should have been on the LOL thread.

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

That should have been on the LOL thread.

Agree, until the second, gas can guy self-immolated. Then it became more WTF than LOL. 

11 minutes ago, nnm said:

Agree, until the second, gas can guy self-immolated. Then it became more WTF than LOL. 

Yeah, he's fucked, or dead. 

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

Agree, until the second, gas can guy self-immolated. Then it became more WTF than LOL. 

Love how he tries to blow out the flame coming from the can.

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