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How did that groundhog situation even begin? And more importantly, how does that stop traffic? Just run the bitch over. 

In any case, surely it was rabid. Wild animals don't tend to act like that. If it were a normal critter, I don't think the cop would've been so hesitant to approach it. And the mercy-kill shot makes me think he's a hunter, not some pussy whose afraid to get near an oversized squirrel.

50 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

That dude should take up bowling.

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That dude should take up bowling.

Except his entire right side of his body no longer moves.

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Don't know if it was intentional, but the banner ad when i watched this video was "Head into Spring in style." Advertisers FTW. 

38 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

Except his entire right side of his body no longer moves.

Perfect.  He can be a pin.

On 5/9/2018 at 11:49 AM, idigTexas said:

Was the groundhog driving angry?

Seems more like a roadhog to me.

That rabid groundhog wouldn't have lasted that long if it wasn't on a public thoroughfare.  It got what it had coming.

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

Could almost use its own thread, but fucking parents of the year right here. Cheetah's are still big enough to fuck you up man,

 

 

12 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Could almost use its own thread, but fucking parents of the year right here. Cheetah's are still big enough to fuck you up man,

The dude running to the car leaving the lady holding the kid on her own is fucking shameful. Dude needs to look in the mirror and evaluate his priorities.

28 minutes ago, 686 said:

The dude running to the car leaving the lady holding the kid on her own is fucking shameful. Dude needs to look in the mirror and evaluate his priorities.

 

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

Edited by davidg

2 minutes ago, davidg said:

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

Fast, but can't carry a tune?

22 minutes ago, davidg said:

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

Cheetahs suck dick?

Reminds me of all the loonies trying to take selfies with bison at Yellowstone.

1 hour ago, chesthair said:

Cheetahs suck dick?

 

1 hour ago, 686 said:

Fast, but can't carry a tune?

 

1 hour ago, chesthair said:

Cheetahs suck dick?

Fast but kind of prissy, special might be the word I'm looking for.

1 minute ago, Buck Strickland said:

Him being French explains a lot.

well- it helps explain them being able to retreat and run away, but not too sure how it explains the rest of the idiocy

That chick carrying the kid had brass balls.....no brains but brass balls.

Cheetahs will chase anything that runs and she not only did not run but looked as though she was talking them down.

Cheetahs are uniballed post-cancerous lying pieces of hyperathletic shit?

I wonder if the cheetahs would have been more likely to attack the dude if he'd stepped between the lady carrying a baby. Might be lucky he was French.

9 hours ago, 686 said:

The dude running to the car leaving the lady holding the kid on her own is fucking shameful. Dude needs to look in the mirror and evaluate his priorities.

Who the fuck would have driven them home?

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Cheetahs are uniballed post-cancerous lying pieces of hyperathletic shit?

If you can think of a bigger cheetah than Lance, I'd like to hear it.

(I may even neg rep myself for that one)

Edited by Degenerate Gardner

The driver of the car filming was pretty pathetic as well.. at least drive up and start honking or some shit. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

The driver of the car filming was pretty pathetic as well.. at least drive up and start honking or some shit. 

Maybe he was thinking that they deserved to die.  And rightfully so. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

The driver of the car filming was pretty pathetic as well.. at least drive up and start honking or some shit. 

Nah man gotta get that world star video.

If you had a trained owl, you could fuck with people...

 

Hard.

 

They are some magnificent creatures and highly underrated hunters.

On 5/11/2018 at 2:00 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

That chick carrying the kid had brass balls.....no brains but brass balls.

Cheetahs will chase anything that runs and she not only did not run but looked as though she was talking them down.

so pussy is defeated or undefeated?

I have seen that before...  we had a coral snake in our telecom server rack...  One of our dip shit devs loved snakes so he got it out and I have no idea after that...  our main server room was much more secure and colder...so no snek issues

Edited by Loco

If I find a snake in a rack the snake can keep it. After all it probably knows python.

Ill be over here if you need me.

Edited by HornsOverIthaca

On 5/12/2018 at 7:08 PM, slorch said:

If you had a trained owl, you could fuck with people...

 

Hard.

 

They are some magnificent creatures and highly underrated hunters.

I cant be tamed

 

I didn't see the snek at first, thought we were laughing at the modular extension plug in the top right port

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