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4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Horns fans this football season?  Abandon ship!!! 

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On 11/14/2019 at 12:30 AM, mulletpelini said:

You reminded me of a guy I once knew here.  He was a firefighter working a practice fire that formed a ton of smoke and an elderly lady drove through it, ramming the pump truck he was working behind.  His legs were amputated just below the knee.  Big guy, about 6'3 250.  Worked out a lot, kind of an asshole by his own admission.  He said losing his legs was the best thing that ever happened to him.  He got a chance to restart his marriage with his wife whom he was about to lose, became a better dad to his kids.  He continued to lift and became a big name in the world amputee games or something like that (possibly land sled?).  That was about 30 years ago, I looked him up, couldn't find anything about him.

That man was Oscar Pistorius. 

I'm sure there's more to the story not in the video, but based on that... Team SUV.  (vs. asshole on the motorcycle... not team suicide bomber)

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In Australia, even the air will try to kill you.

 

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Bushfires seem worse than wildfires. 

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19 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

In Australia, even the air will try to kill you.

 

Close Encounters reboot? 

 


This is pretty damn impressive.
26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Close Encounters reboot? 

Tuesday in May in Lubbock.

26 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

You can tell by the trampoline over the hot tub that these guys do a lot of stupid shit.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

knocking me out...

i post a lot of shit on here, none have been serious. 

this one hurts.

From the Father of Alex Chow, murdered Hong Kong protester.

dip7rs8tw2041.jpg

 

On 11/18/2019 at 7:41 PM, Hate said:

That should have been on the LOL thread.

We should start at Darwin Award thread after that.

8 hours ago, Clackles said:

Tuesday in May in Lubbock.

no way.  The grass is green.

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

did the bartender spit 151 on her?  

 
I think watching them land would be more interesting.
nope, nope, nope
 
The problem is you aren't being paid the equivalent of a nickel a day for the additional risk. Some people will do anything for the big bucks.

WhyTF did I sit through 6 minutes of that Nepal airport YouTube with no pay off?

6 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

WhyTF did I sit through 6 minutes of that Nepal airport YouTube with no pay off?

the whole thing was payoff, you child. 

5 hours ago, AM Wood said:

WhyTF did I sit through 6 minutes of that Nepal airport YouTube with no pay off?

Payoffs?!!!  You talking payoffs?!!  

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Once crash_davis, never go back.

i go straight to the money shot.  none of that conversation foreplay shit.

case in point.

i think this is a metaphor for our football season.

so awesome it deserves another money shot.

 

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lol. holy fucking shit. CANNOT be unseen.  you have been warned. not sexual. no death. no grotesque violence. 

just straight up what the fuck?!

Spoiler

 

 

3 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

It's definitely Holy Shit, but not deserving of all the warnings and shit.

i screamed like a little bitch.

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