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lol. holy fucking shit. CANNOT be unseen.  you have been warned. not sexual. no death. no grotesque violence. 
just straight up what the fuck?!
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That’s what happens when you eat shit that’s still alive.
2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

I thought those were Water Bears?  



 




I thought those were Water Bears?  


Deep Walrus
On 11/23/2019 at 12:34 PM, Underdog said:

Payoffs?!!!  You talking payoffs?!!  

We're just trying to fly a plane!!!!

On 11/19/2019 at 3:26 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

For whatever reason that reminded me of one of the funniest videos that included a boat. All time Classic-

 

 

I've seen that gif and video plenty of times, but that's the clearest I've seen, and I never noticed the guys in the back smashing their faces on the side.   Concussions for everybody!

On 11/23/2019 at 7:22 PM, crash_davis said:

lol. holy fucking shit. CANNOT be unseen.  you have been warned. not sexual. no death. no grotesque violence. 

just straight up what the fuck?!

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12 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

The comments appear to have all been written by my wife.

"He was just exercising his rights to free speech! He didn't do anything wrong, the cops did." a/k/a "That car is backing out in front of me, don't they see me? I'm just going to speed past them, because if they hit me then they're the ones in the wrong!" 






Deep Walrus
Just saw the autocorrect fucked this up. Was supposed to say:

Derp Walrus

 

 

 

a/k/a "That car is backing out in front of me, don't they see me? I'm just going to speed past them, because if they hit me then they're the ones in the wrong!" 

 

According to my insurance company, this is correct. "You were entering the roadway so that puts you at fault. It doesn't matter that they were on a crossing street and turned onto your street AFTER you started pulling out, nor that they had plenty of time to stop but didn't."

 

 

 

was he connecting with those shots?  machete man didn’t break stride.

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

was he connecting with those shots?  machete man didn’t break stride.

That's the only footage I've seen, but it looks like backup was there in time to finish the job before the video cut out and more possible damage done 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

was he connecting with those shots?  machete man didn’t break stride.

PCP is a helluva drug.

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

?

Ossifer involved chooting?

Well, someone was probably ossified after all was said & done.

20 hours ago, Modessit said:

According to my insurance company, this is correct. "You were entering the roadway so that puts you at fault. It doesn't matter that they were on a crossing street and turned onto your street AFTER you started pulling out, nor that they had plenty of time to stop but didn't."

Yeah. I think you missed my point.

On 11/23/2019 at 9:40 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Once crash_davis, never go back.

More of maybe, maybe, maybe video then a crash davis video

23 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I fully understand the need for the cop to eventually start shooting, but prior to that point the cop  is chasing the guy and KNOWS they are up against a guy with a big knife.   

why in the fuck doesnt the cop have their tazer in hand?  you can see the fucking machette,  why are you automatically using your lethal force instrument to lead instead of  using the tazer.... zap the ever-living fuck out of the guy.

other than an instant kill shot, the tazer obviously gives you a better chance to take them out without either of you actually being hurt.

also I am wondering where the fuck the cops backup was, they showed up way way late right about the time the cop was about to be turned into sushi

how do you not take someone down while unloading a clip into them at close range?  I’ve never shot anyone so perhaps I shouldn’t judge, but police are trained to shoot.  if he’s gonna do it is it that hard to settle into a nice base, two hands on the gun, and disable a suspect jogging straight at you?  has anyone here shot anyone in similar circumstances?

I shot yer mom point-blank in the face last night.

Easiest decision I've ever made 

my mom’s been dead for years.  you must be into some weird shit.

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

More of maybe, maybe, maybe video then a crash davis video

Yeah. I think you missed my point. 

how do you not take someone down while unloading a clip into them at close range?  I’ve never shot anyone so perhaps I shouldn’t judge, but police are trained to shoot.  if he’s gonna do it is it that hard to settle into a nice base, two hands on the gun, and disable a suspect jogging straight at you?  has anyone here shot anyone in similar circumstances?

My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.
I've seen that gif and video plenty of times, but that's the clearest I've seen, and I never noticed the guys in the back smashing their faces on the side.   Concussions for everybody!
Yep, mom would still get it.
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

I figured that probably had something to do with it.  and yeah, I’ve never had to shoot a machete man to save my own life.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

ATF against the cops?

Interesting.  Meteor TV...

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

My ATF neighbor carried an MP5 for serious social work. A spray & pray kinda guy.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

After emptying their guns, did the 2 guys just laugh it off and say, "Well, see you later!" ?

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

After emptying their guns, did the 2 guys just laugh it off and say, "Well, see you later!" ?

I think you have to throw the empty gun at the other guy first.

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think you have to throw the empty gun at the other guy first.

My cousin is a lieutenant, and he says this is what you're supposed to do.  His name?  Frank Drebin, Police Squad!  

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17 hours ago, futureman said:

my mom’s been dead for years.  you must be into some weird shit.

Apparently, so was your mom.

On 11/26/2019 at 8:50 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

why in the fuck doesnt the cop have their tazer in hand?  you can see the fucking machette,  why are you automatically using your lethal force instrument to lead instead of  using the tazer.... zap the ever-living fuck out of the guy.

Probably something like this.   Charge a police with your fists, you should get tazer.  Charge someone with a 2’ blade, you get shot.  Seems pretty easy.  He is using his “lethal force instrument” because the person charging him is using his “lethal force instrument”. 

Gun is out in case machete man decides to chop up some random guy on the street. You aren't going to run up and try to taze him from 10ft away if that happens. You drop the dude. When machete man charges cop, cop isn't going to put the gun away to get the taser. White cop was also probably thinking about all that sensitivity training they got on dealing with blacks and how the media was going to force him to leave the city so he was probably trying to shoot him in the foot at first.

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