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20 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Definitely not goalkeeper material...

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

block or charge?

On 12/10/2019 at 1:29 PM, blacklab said:

a subreddit called HMF? Hold my Fries? 

Fuck

There goes my productivity today

OMG, this is greatness.

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On 12/10/2019 at 1:29 PM, blacklab said:

a subreddit called HMF? Hold my Fries? 

Fuck

There goes my productivity today

Just an example of the greatness.  Definitely LOL not Holy Shit, but this fucker gets shot to the moon by fatty.

 

I laughed but the payoff moment is photoshopped.    

 

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13 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I laughed but the payoff moment is photoshopped.    

 

ITS REAL TO ME .gif

Fuck you.  Why don't you tell me Santa isn't real while you're at it. 

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5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Where did it go? I wanna see...

 

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

I wrongly assumed the vid was grainy enough not too graphic. I was wrong and I apologize. My bad, guys.

 

Image result for rocking back and forth gif

 

Was hoping it was humans fucking with wolves that got torn up, but nope. Cant handle two pups getting dismembered. Fuuuuuuu

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honey badger vs. python vs. jackals

 

 

scene opens with African buffaloes not giving a fuck.

That's most definitely a tough neighborhood...

23 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

New meaning to the phrase street cred.

22 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Fuck you.  Why don't you tell me Santa isn't real while you're at it. 

 

 

Why did he save the eagle?  That's just nature doing nature things.

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30 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why did he save the eagle?  That's just nature doing nature things.

Because it's a fucking eagle?

What are you?  Some kinda communist?

 

23 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Because it's a fucking eagle?

What are you?  Some kinda communist?

 

Thank you.  Any red-blooded American who has to ask that question needs a whoopin'.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Thank you.  Any red-blooded American who has to ask that question needs a whoopin'.

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Why did he save the eagle?  That's just nature doing nature things.

They kept that octopus out of cuffs as well.  

That honey badger was strangled and bit about 10 times by that freaking snake. It wriggles free and doesn’t gaf. Just goes in for more. Earlier poster was right. Don’t screw with a honey badger. 

I garndamntee you 75% of you girly mfers on here don't have that throwing motion.  That is an amazing fucking throwing motion.

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Steve Young level type shit.

I garndamntee you 75% of you girly mfers on here don't have that throwing motion.  That is an amazing fucking throwing motion.

How far can she throw a football?
1 hour ago, General Specific said:


How far can she throw a football?

I'm guessing farther than anyone else on Surly

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I garndamntee you 75% of you girly mfers on here don't have that throwing motion.  That is an amazing fucking throwing motion.

throwing napoleon dynamite GIF

12 hours ago, General Specific said:


How far can she throw a football?

Probably infinitely far when photoshopped.  The trajectory of the towel is perfectly flat, before finally falling after 150 feet.  She does have a good throwing motion, I'll admit.

Probably infinitely far when photoshopped.  The trajectory of the towel is perfectly flat, before finally falling after 150 feet.  She does have a good throwing motion, I'll admit.


They did a great job shopping the person catching the shirt too don’t you think?


I mean, it only took about 5 clicks to find out that the thrower was Kelsey Plum, ncaa women’s basketball scoring record holder and No 1 WNBA 2017 draft throwing the shirt

Based on that throw alone, she would probably kick your ass in any athletic event you chose.


11 hours ago, davidg said:

 


They did a great job shopping the person catching the shirt too don’t you think?


I mean, it only took about 5 clicks to find out that the thrower was Kelsey Plum, ncaa women’s basketball scoring record holder and No 1 WNBA 2017 draft throwing the shirt

Based on that throw alone, she would probably kick your ass in any athletic event you chose.

 

 

Plus the photo shopping of all of the fans watching the trajectory.

13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Probably infinitely far when photoshopped.  The trajectory of the towel is perfectly flat, before finally falling after 150 feet.  She does have a good throwing motion, I'll admit.

Not shopped. If she had thrown from the baseline the drunks on the wall would have a new shirt.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Not shopped. If she had thrown from the baseline the drunks in the upper deck would have a new shirt.

 

 

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I stand corrected. Your link has better resolution, and when it pans out at the end, it doesn’t seem nearly as far as the earlier video made it seem. 

On 12/17/2019 at 3:46 PM, crash_davis said:

prob nsfw

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For those of you who take longer than 10s to finish.  Girl has some talents.

 

Spoiler

 

 

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Not shopped. If she had thrown from the baseline the drunks on the wall would have a new shirt.

 

 

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She plays in the WNBA.

So a pretty good chance she is a better athlete than joe 6 pack.

3 hours ago, smuggs said:

Not shopped. If she had thrown from the baseline the drunks on the wall would have a new shirt.

 

 

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hellfuckingyeah

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