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18 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Probably infinitely far when photoshopped.  The trajectory of the towel is perfectly flat, before finally falling after 150 feet.  She does have a good throwing motion, I'll admit.

Perfectly flat?  Wut?  She's throwing it into the stands, professor.  The stands go up.

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6 hours ago, smuggs said:

Not shopped. If she had thrown from the baseline the drunks on the wall would have a new shirt.

 

 

That woman could definitely throw farther and harder than 95% of surlyites.  

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

That woman could definitely throw farther and harder than 95% of surlyites.  

Yeah if I attempted to throw that hard my arm would fly off.

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

She plays in the WNBA.

So a pretty good chance she is a better athlete than joe 6 pack.

But probably only 25% of boys high school athletes.

Little early for the Pirates' pitchers/catchers to report for spring training. 

Hey, this rental you gave me has the low brake fluid light on. What does that mean?

 

 

21 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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Chickfila breakfast factory... scrambled eggs and a chicken patty on the same sandwich breaks some sort of moral code...

was the kool aid man driving that?


I love the truck-shaped Looney Tunes hole in the wall that it leaves.
54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Palms sweating when the guy is wearing a parachute?  Weak. 

Bet arms are heavy.

Props to the blue collar workman who installed that diving board.

25 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

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On 12/19/2019 at 5:05 PM, Buzzrock said:

 

Kelsey Plum was pushing that truck. With perfect sexy as fuck form. 

On 12/17/2019 at 9:00 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

and left handed to boot.

She ain't left handed.

On 12/19/2019 at 8:26 AM, smuggs said:

Not shopped. If she had thrown from the baseline the drunks on the wall would have a new shirt.

 

 

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Imagine the kid her and Pat Mahomes would create.  It would be like Nolan Ryan and Tom Brady all in one.

On 12/19/2019 at 10:53 AM, Incredulity said:

She plays in the WNBA.

So a pretty good chance she is a better athlete than joe 6 pack.

Sooooo.....she drives a Subaru?

 

The first 0:50 is the oh shit part....the rest is boring environmental news

You might want to check with the loadmaster before you lower that crane below grade, and the capacity of that barge....ahhh, what could go wrong?

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Never turn your back on a tiger.

It’s very rude.

Juaquin phoenix' vacation home?

what a laugh in the background...

It’s very rude.
I just rewatched the vid looking for big tiger tites.
20 minutes ago, woohorn said:
2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:
It’s very rude.

I just rewatched the vid looking for big tiger tites.

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10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

Thanks, my wife just screamed in my ear watching that last part.

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4 hours ago, freyguy said:

Thanks, my wife just screamed in my ear watching that last part.

Your wife screamed in my ear last night.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your wife screamed in my ear last night.

As she was pegging your virgin ass

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I watched the entire time thinking - "This guy is so stupid. They are plenty of easier ways to catch that spider quickly - like throwing a towel on it - but once it was in the box just slide the box sideways so the wall traps it inside and then slide a thin book or something in between from the top. Then hold the book in place and take the spider wherever."

 

57 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I watched the entire time thinking - "This guy is so stupid. They are plenty of easier ways to catch that spider quickly - like throwing a towel on it - but once it was in the box just slide the box sideways so the wall traps it inside and then slide a thin book or something in between from the top. Then hold the book in place and take the spider wherever."

 

Yeah...  fuck that.  NUKE IT!!!  NUKE IT TO HELL!!!

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

I watched the entire time thinking - "This guy is so stupid. They are plenty of easier ways to catch that spider quickly - like throwing a towel on it - but once it was in the box just slide the box sideways so the wall traps it inside and then slide a thin book or something in between from the top. Then hold the book in place and take the spider wherever."

 

Do you even spider, bro?

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Yeah...  fuck that.  NUKE IT!!!  NUKE IT TO HELL!!!

Is that you, Frodo?

I watched the entire time thinking - "This guy is so stupid. They are plenty of easier ways to catch that spider quickly - like throwing a towel on it - but once it was in the box just slide the box sideways so the wall traps it inside and then slide a thin book or something in between from the top. Then hold the book in place and take the spider wherever." 


Or a flamethrower. Whatever.

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