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9 minutes ago, Modessit said:
2 hours ago, Loco said:
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Did you win?

no your mom is a beast!

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Did you win?
Always a bad idea to try to be snarky with a question, grasshopper.
7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Not holy shit but SMDH.

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She sounds like a real peach.

 

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

She sounds like a real peach.

 

I bet the three guys nailing her while her husband is deployed agree.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I bet the three guys nailing her while her husband is deployed agree.

She did say she serves her ass off. 

2 hours ago, Modessit said:
4 hours ago, Loco said:
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Did you win?

Everyone won. 

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

She sounds like a real peach.

 

"Married to Honor" could be a Bravo show

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Or, "How to pull-start 2 dishwashers @ once."

 

(See: "LoL pic" thread)

 

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there is a spot somewhere in the West, I think Arizona, where the road warning "notes" play a song at a certain speed as well.  the difference is, you have to drive near the side of the road to hear it. 

This is a holy shit! great idea.
 

Disney used to have an airport in Florida that would play “Its a small world” when landing.

It would be cool for TxDot to have those on the highways leading into Austin... playing Deep in the Heart of Texas... and the Eyes of Texas. No telling what aggy would try to do though.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

It would be cool for TxDot to have those on the highways leading into Austin... playing Deep in the Heart of Texas... and the Eyes of Texas. No telling what aggy would try to do though.

Well, since TxDoT is run by aggy, any of those would play the Mickey Mouse Club song.....errr aggy war hymn.

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

It would be cool for TxDot to have those on the highways leading into Austin... playing Deep in the Heart of Texas... and the Eyes of Texas. No telling what aggy would try to do though.

I think that aggy did set up a stretch of Hwy 21 near Bryan to play a short portion of the war hymn, but it was temporary, and is gone now.  As I recall from the story about it on KBTX, it was just the hullabaloo caneck caneck part, so it was just that rhythm on one note.  Not very creative, but it is aggy, after all.

Whatever he did with his mouth to his hand, 'twas Magic!  

I think he just drew it close and whispered to his hand, "It's the power of Miss Pac-Man that compels you!"  

You can hear by the sound the hit wasn't that hard, but his footwork is absolutely top-notch.  

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

That's too bad. That means he'll get to spread his stupidity to the gene pool. #DarwinHadAPoint

 

Another combo lol/HS.  Turns out your face doesn't bounce of concrete that high.

This video came right after it.  Had so much fun the first time had to jump again.

 

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I bet the robotic software virus that fucks up its shot is called "Shaka2.0"  

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Learn to swim....

Spoiler

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

 

 

41 minutes ago, Loco said:

Rosetta vs LA

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Translation plz.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Translation plz.

space rock big

On 1/4/2020 at 9:07 PM, bolverk said:

This is a holy shit! great idea.

 

If you drive in reverse it plays "Hail Satan."

34 minutes ago, Loco said:

space rock big

Thnx.... thought I was stoned a bit there.

PG&E says, ‘Nah. Overrated’. 

5 minutes ago, Txzen said:

PG&E says, ‘Nah. Overrated’. 

pfft... like the state of California would allow the murder of tree branches.

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