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2 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I smoked an iguana once. Didn't feel a thing.

In Tijuana?

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On 1/13/2020 at 4:24 PM, NWBuck said:

Really glad user name didn't check out.

Not me.  Fuck him.  He needs to die in a fiery one person motorcycle crash.

Some of you guys made my day on the Wall of Voodoo quotes. That was my sophomore year at UT. Great memories.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

There aren't enough Nopes in the world.

Amen brother 

4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Is it wrong to hope the driver died?

Nope, unless it was some kind of freak thing, like a stuck accelerator.

NM.  posted in wrong thread . . .

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Mini driver chose poorly

First rule of ice climbing: the leader must not fall.  Rule 2 is don't climb on weak ice, because 1.

Mini driver chose poorly


Right? Who would ever buy a Mini Cooper?
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Mini driver chose poorly

I wonder if the driver was female.  

19 hours ago, futureman said:

I wonder if the driver was female.  

That train might veer into my lane...

21 hours ago, crash_davis said:

holy shit.

 

The buildup was incredible, and the climax does not disappoint.  And he smiles the whole way.

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

The buildup was incredible, and the climax does not disappoint.  And he smiles the whole way.

Michael Bay wept in awe of the scene.

9 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

That’s racist!  /gif

wait...that isn't micheal jordan? - katfid

46 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Any time the still frame at the beginning of the .gif is upside down, you know shit's about to happen.  

They should have tazed her while yelling "the power of Christ compels you".

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Well...I mean...she has an UNORTHODOX preaching style...

She lapses into a good Chris Farley impression a few times. 

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