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23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was the boy's name?  

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8 hours ago, futureman said:

amazing.  there could be $100,000 in cash waiting for you at the next stop and you wouldn’t be able to get on the train?  the mind is a crazy place. 

I’m with Hate, there is a 0.0 percent chance I would ever get on that train. I can’t stand people in my space to the extreme of I would turn around and walk off a plane before I sat in a middle seat.

45 minutes ago, Brew said:

I’m with Hate, there is a 0.0 percent chance I would ever get on that train. I can’t stand people in my space to the extreme of I would turn around and walk off a plane before I sat in a middle seat.

I’d get on that train after a double “beefarito” dinner and clear space around  me via incredible flatulence.  

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10 hours ago, Hate said:

Several million before I would get on that.  I don't even get on elevators that have more than 4 people on them.  And if it is only one stop, that means it is easily within walking distance. I'd walk through rain and snow before I'd get on the subway.

 

1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

Is that one of those groping trains?

You can’t really move your arms to grope. But on the plus side you don’t have to hold on, you will not fall over. 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

 

One of my favorites!  If you're a fan, you should visit the Grateful Dead thread.  There are some great show suggestions there.

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

One of my favorites!  If you're a fan, you should visit the Grateful Dead thread.  There are some great show suggestions there.

I'm in there on occasion.  It's why I posted this.

5 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

I’d get on that train after a double “beefarito beef-a-reeno” dinner and clear space around  me via incredible flatulence.  

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22 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

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Kills me every time.  Also my goto in response to a Gentle Hello.

 

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14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Three minutes? Try 90 seconds. That is some serious grim reaper shit right there.

That person in the white truck never left. They dead.


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28 minutes ago, dad said:

That person in the white truck never left.

you sure?

The one that went down that road on the top left.

I guess I’m missing it.  I see white truck back away, fire truck leave, third vehicle go speeding by.  there’s a fourth?

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

that reminds me of footage from a static camera that was somewhere in florida a couple years ago, on the coast when a hurricane made landfall, in the middle of the eye...mainly that you keep thinking 'it can't get worse' and it keeps getting worse...

but damn that fire was fast. that's horrifying. if it's all moving that fast i don't see how Australia is going to have any vegetation left😲💔

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10 hours ago, dad said:

That person in the white truck never left. They dead.


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Cross him off then.

I guess I’m missing it.  I see white truck back away, fire truck leave, third vehicle go speeding by.  there’s a fourth?


Between the 15 and 25 second marks you’ll see a white truck drive into the drive way of the home on the top left and never leave. Right in the path of the fire.

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On 1/29/2020 at 10:56 PM, Hate said:

Not a fucking chance I would get on that subway.  Zero percent chance of it happening.  I'm claustrophobic to a degree, but that would take it off the charts.

Very racist.

3 hours ago, dad said:

Between the 15 and 25 second marks you’ll see a white truck drive into the drive way of the home on the top left and never leave. Right in the path of the fire.

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damn....

nsfl. not gory, just amazing holy shit and sad.

russia sports complex collapse

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this is how they were supposed to be doing the cutting.

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dude in basket prime candidate for survivor's remorse?

6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

He dead.

really?  I thought he was going to make it. 

8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

He almost made it back to the cage.  Almost.

 

He was Russian to get there.

He almost made it back to the cage.  Almost.
 



In Soviet Russia, stadium dismantles you.

I just figured it was some sort of Russian parkour video where he made it out ok. Guess I was wrong?

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

3 short handed goals in the same power play 

 

Wow.

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Yeah, that chick is going to the hospital with a broken clavicle, separated shoulder, and/or concussion.  

22 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yeah, that chick is going to the hospital with a broken clavicle, separated shoulder, and/or concussion.  

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