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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

That's the best 4 second ride since my honeymoon.

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where ramen noodles come from;

 

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

where ramen noodles come from;

 

 

I see a mustard bottle at the 8:45 mark. Anyone else fond of Vietnamese mustard?

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1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

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On 2/3/2020 at 5:25 PM, nnm said:

 

Oh that’s just my pet snake, reggie

I guarantee you that trucker was laughing his ass off.

 

 

I have not one bit of sympathy for those bike riders.

 

On 1/30/2020 at 7:43 AM, Lobo said:

What was the boy's name?  

Phlegm.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

 

I have not one bit of sympathy for those bike riders.

 

They had the right (of way,) but not the ability...

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24 minutes ago, Iceman said:

They had the right (of way,) but not the ability...

There are minimum speeds on freeways. They had no right (except to be crushed by an 18 wheeler doing the speed limit).

59 minutes ago, RPM said:

There are minimum speeds on freeways. They had no right (except to be crushed by an 18 wheeler doing the speed limit).

Dude, do you even Ron White???

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Dude, do you even Ron White???

I get it. They were wearing funny hats, too.

That might be one of the best videos I've seen since Grape Lady.  Those fuck-knocks got exactly what they deserved.

23 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

That might be one of the best videos I've seen since Grape Lady.  Those fuck-knocks got exactly what they deserved.

this is still my favorite.

 

Skip ahead to 16:00 to see Pipeline when it's surfable, but the best part of the video starts at 21:30 when the swell hits and Pipe starts closing out. It's a 10-minute POV paddle just to stay afloat and alive. Gives a really good idea of what it's like to be out there when the ocean jumps up and reminds you who's boss.

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Skip ahead to 16:00 to see Pipeline when it's surfable, but the best part of the video starts at 21:30 when the swell hits and Pipe starts closing out. It's a 10-minute POV paddle just to stay afloat and alive. Gives a really good idea of what it's like to be out there when the ocean jumps up and reminds you who's boss.

Doesn’t he have be holding or wearing the camera for it to be POV?

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5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

This. What the fuck is this.

4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

This. What the fuck is this.

Ents are going to war.

or..

timpren
 
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The trees are probably rooted in a boggy wet high water content soil. The wind is actually lifting the trees up like a sail while the roots are keeping them down. The heavy moss layer is like the crust on top of an apple pie, keeping the dirt layers below from crumbling. It’s fascinating.

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6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Ents are going to war.

or..

timpren
 
74 points·13 hours ago·edited 10 hours ago
 

The trees are probably rooted in a boggy wet high water content soil. The wind is actually lifting the trees up like a sail while the roots are keeping them down. The heavy moss layer is like the crust on top of an apple pie, keeping the dirt layers below from crumbling. It’s fascinating.

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11 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Doesn’t he have be holding or wearing the camera for it to be POV?

He put the go pro in his mouth and held in between his teeth for the 10-minute paddle of doom.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

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4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

WTF is happening here?  Where is this, so I can never go?

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Wait. Those aren't for picking your teeth? And.... Why do I have this cough?

I see you're a proponent of the "Why not both?" theory.  We'll have our eye on you...

On 2/10/2020 at 7:27 AM, crash_davis said:

Ents are going to war.

Now now... let's not be hasty.

21 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

WTF is happening here?  Where is this, so I can never go?

 

Saturated ground after heavy rain loosening the root balls of the trees so that the wind can blow them down, balls and all.  Timber!

9 hours ago, Elvis said:

Saturated ground after heavy rain loosening the root balls of the trees so that the wind can blow them down, balls and all.  Timber!

are you saying the ground is doing it deliberately?

2 hours ago, squib said:

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Ah yes, treat your cherished family pet to a meal that will remind them of when they once roamed the lonely garbage-strewn alleys, scouring the urine filled gutters for a diseased bird carcass.

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