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15 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

The Salmon of Capistrano. 

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13 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Are those diesel engines?  LOlz.  Looked kinda polluty...

16 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Obvious but ...

 

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Are those diesel engines?  LOlz.  Looked kinda polluty...

It was a shit contrail.  Or would have been if it were me.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Thank god Blake Gideon wasn't watching those kids.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

i would've given up the tuna...

Is that a euphemism?

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Mom with the fumble recovery and simultaneous shoulder check on big brother.  Sign her up.

Big brother, on the other hand, may have some issues in the future.

8 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Since there’s not a “kinda cool for a regular guy” thread

 

No aggy were harmed during filming.

On 2/17/2020 at 5:47 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I did that once, but didn't break the plane.

13 hours ago, RPM said:

No aggy were harmed during filming.

You know how I know you are old?

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Who fucking spear fishes for fucking tuna? Must be great fun as they swim off at 40 mph. 


No shit. I’ve caught a 12’ shark, an ~800 lb marlin, and a 70 lb tuna. The tuna was by far the hardest to get to the boat.
16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who fucking spear fishes for fucking tuna? Must be great fun as they swim off at 40 mph. 

Do you even kill shot bro?

 

 

On further review, neither does the diver in the vid.

How many Polaks does it take to fly a drone?

Since there’s not a “kinda cool for a regular guy” thread
 


I did the same thing with a drone, a dildo and South Austin’s mom.

Repeat?  Don't know.  Great Japan earthquake 2011 -- airport footage.  Tsunami starts flooding in towards the end.

 

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Wasn't Godzilla enough? Damn.

Oooooh me

they say we’ve got to flee

tsu-tsu-tsunami (nami nami nami)

yeah

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Oooooh me

they say we’ve got to flee

tsu-tsu-tsunami (nami nami nami)

Happy Oh Yeah GIF

31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Oooooh me

they say we’ve got to flee

tsu-tsu-tsunami (nami nami nami)

yeah

I wuz there.  Can't find my t-shirt, though.

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On 2/18/2020 at 4:54 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Who fucking spear fishes for fucking tuna? Must be great fun as they swim off at 40 mph. 

Badasses. That's who.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Repeat?  Don't know.  Great Japan earthquake 2011 -- airport footage.  Tsunami starts flooding in towards the end.

 

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5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Wasn't Godzilla enough? Damn.

yeah, no kidding! jeez.

that quake went on forever it seemed like. I'm used to seeing footage of them being over after just a few seconds - a violent few seconds but seconds, not minutes

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Repeat?  Don't know.  Great Japan earthquake 2011 -- airport footage.  Tsunami starts flooding in towards the end.

 

umm, fuck that

27 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

goin fishin

 

Holy shit...

goin fishin
 

Crocs..potential cargo shorts.. already bleeding from his other arm probably due to the same trick. I find it very hard to be sympathetic towards him

you dont eat Tarpon

Also illegal to noodle them. And that fish is dead as fuck with him sticking his arm through the gills like that.

 

 

 

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Also illegal to noodle them. And that fish is dead as fuck with him sticking his arm through the gills like that.
 
 
 

Yeah, I’ve seen that vid before, and it pisses me off every time.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah, I’ve seen that vid before, and it pisses me off every time.

Silver lining - it probably got chopped up and used for bait to catch a shark that he likely desecrated in some manner.

Who is considered the fisherman there?  I think the arm guy should be considered as bait.  So the guy that pulled that guy out would be the real fisher.  A fisher of men, if you will.  Or something.

37 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Silver lining - it probably got chopped up and used for bait to catch a shark that he likely desecrated in some manner.

When fisting fish goes wrong?

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