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4 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

no catch in the nfl, only one knee down

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all those west coast people are soulless trash.  and they’re bringing their disease to texas. 

Very surprised at the lack of gunshots in that clip. 

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Maybe is just a simple misunderstanding?

Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???

8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
no catch in the nfl, only one knee down


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Double post.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???

You want some? You want some? I got some!

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

no catch in the nfl, only one knee down

Wrong!  Everybody knows one knee equals two feet!

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Very surprised at the lack of gunshots in that clip. 

How about the car that just decides to skip the line and drive in the oncoming lane

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How about the car that just decides to skip the line and drive in the oncoming lane

I feel him

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

No underlying issues there.

I debated where to put this. The lightning strike is “holy shit,” but the commentary is lol. 
 

 

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How about the car that just decides to skip the line and drive in the oncoming lane

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How about the car that just decides to skip the line and drive in the oncoming lane

Somebody's doing stupid shit like that around me and I'm out of there too.    Cause if someone is ramming a car, gunplay can't be too far behind.

 

19 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

no catch in the nfl, only one knee down

So, you are still reffing the Big XII?

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Worth the time. Guy at 3:17 posts on Surly. 

The first minute or so starts slowly, so it’s okay to skip it. 

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I strangly crave a pizza and a (very) dirty martini right now...

She’s hot and can juggle a lot of balls. What’s not to like?

 

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Worth the time. Guy at 3:17 posts on Surly. 

The first minute or so starts slowly, so it’s okay to skip it. 

I like how she does everything on  her back.

7 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

I like how she does everything on  her back.

And as soon as the rags are out of the picture, she's all over the shaft and balls, w/ passion.  Keeper. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Fake as a politician’s sincerity.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Fake as a politician’s sincerity.

Wait. They aren't Fighting For Me?

9 hours ago, nnm said:

 

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On 3/6/2020 at 10:44 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's 32 more Big Macs than I plan to eat the rest of my life. 

At least he finished it off with a salad. 

On 3/4/2020 at 8:30 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Worth the time. Guy at 3:17 posts on Surly. 

The first minute or so starts slowly, so it’s okay to skip it. 

I love her.  And I want her to juggle my balls

That's 32 more Big Macs than I plan to eat the rest of my life. 
I'm 48 and could use a lap or 100 around my neighborhood but you wont ever catch me at a McDonalds or Wendy's or BK. McDonalds maybe for coffee but not after 1030. Gross.
5 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I had a situation like that on the Tappan Zee. I was in a truck minding my own business when a Cadillac full of guys passed me and started flipping me off. My initial reaction was sell them to suck dez nuts, but then I did a situational awareness assessment and decided to smile and wave to to crew.

On 3/8/2020 at 1:33 AM, RPM said:

I had a situation like that on the Tappan Zee.

I'm taking the over in the number of Ayyyyyy! Ohhhhh! Haaaaaaay!'s that came out of the Caddy.

You can still touch 'em...just not with your skull.  

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