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1 hour ago, Horn_Spanker said:

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How do you hit it?

How is this even a question?

Is there a more overrated movie than Top Gun which was remade with the title Days Of Thunder?
Oh yes......Jerry McGuire.
Funny because I actually like Tom Cruise's work but those movies were way overrated.

When Top Gun came out it was revolutionary. The fighter scenes and the attitude was a fresh play in movie making. Today it seems a little cheesy, but back then it was so powerful I personally knew several dudes that went and flew jets in the military, probably partially because of the movie.
8 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

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How do you hit it?

Having her look at you while reaching fifth base would seem disturbing and exciting at the same time.

I don't know how the bull wound up  getting the best of this guy's rear, but count me out of the job opening as a matador...

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On 6/2/2018 at 2:57 PM, Horn_Spanker said:

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How do you hit it?

While playing Twister..?

On 6/2/2018 at 4:03 PM, Horn_Spanker said:

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Not animated, but I think this was posted here before,

 

 

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Bad day on Travis for somebody today

 

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Bet someone’s guns are on that boat. 

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Completely ridiculous and damned impressive all at the same time.

On 6/2/2018 at 3:57 PM, Horn_Spanker said:

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How do you hit it?

Reverse cowgirl tits in face.

13 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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This is the moving equivalent of trying to get all the grocery bags into the house in one trip.

This doesn’t have the volume, but it does have a certain je ne sais quoi:

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22 hours ago, Incredulity said:

This is the moving equivalent of trying to get all the grocery bags into the house in one trip.

That truck as it is configured must get a cool 2 MPG on the Highway

10 hours ago, Loose Stool said:

The wheelchair hanging of the side kills me...

If someone had actually been sitting in the wheelchair, it would have taken it to 11.

18 hours ago, 686 said:

This doesn’t have the volume, but it does have a certain je ne sais quoi:

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"Fine Grandma, if you refuse to believe the logical answer that you misplaced a few things, and insist the nurses are stealing from you, we can move you, but I'm only making one trip, everything else is getting thrown out"

O God:
Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair
Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area up there
And Moab, he laidest down in the land of the Canaanites
And yea, though the Hindus speak of Karma, I implore you
Give her a break.
Baruch Ata, Hallelujah!

15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

O God:
Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair
Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area up there
And Moab, he laidest down in the land of the Canaanites
And yea, though the Hindus speak of Karma, I implore you
Give her a break.
Baruch Ata, Hallelujah!

RIP Grandma Joad

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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I expected there to be a lot more empties on that table...

Completely ridiculous and damned impressive all at the same time.
They screw you hard on the toll road for that extra axle.
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

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So do we think these guys like in Oklahoma or Florida?  Can't tell if it's real beer on the table or not, so can't rule out OK right away.

Looks like Weihenstephan beer & plugs look euro. My guess is Germany. 

58 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Looks like Weihenstephan beer & plugs look euro. My guess is Germany. 

There is no way that's not Russia.

23 hours ago, idigTexas said:

If someone had actually been sitting in the wheelchair, it would have taken it to 11.

Indeed!

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