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5 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Ok, what am I missing?

 

She was riding that day.  

I don’t get it either, but that appears to be one huge bitch.

Google image search answers your question.

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

Google image search answers your question.

Not really.  It leads to an “Amber Lamps” know your meme. To understand that, one has to do some digging. Good old  Wikipedia (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC_Transit_Bus_fight#Amber_Lamps_meme) leads to the discovery that the young woman in the picture came to be called (by the internet) “Amber Lamps,” because she was sitting on a bus in LA, ignoring a fight between two other bus riders. One guy (wearing a t-shirt that said “I AM a motherf’r” (spelled out)) apparently beat down the other guy.
 

The guy who got beat down asked for an “amberlamps,” an alternative pronunciation of ambulance. The fight was videoed (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5q_5vIbsI3A) and the video went viral. “Amber Lamps” came to be the appellation for a young woman in the video who was sitting on another seat, ignoring the fight. 

And I didn’t LOL. I guess the OP thinks the original video is funny, so thought the still of the woman was funny. Pretty obscure, but whatever. 

That’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. 

1 minute ago, Thujone said:

It's not obscure at all if you were on Shaggy when it all went down. There was an MS Paint if I recall. Because back then I did an MS Paint about everything.

Love your MS Paints. My surly/shag browsing does not go back that far. Thanks (no sarcasm).

"He leakin..."

and that is an all time classic.

It's not obscure at all if you were on Shaggy when it all went down. There was an MS Paint if I recall. Because back then I did an MS Paint about everything.


I was in San Fran a couple of years after that hanging out with @Jive Turkey and met the old man. He was hanging out on a bar patio in a bathrobe.
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That was way too slow.  He should have used those 2 logs to build a ramp, and just jump over the ditch like them Duke boys.

17 hours ago, Thujone said:

It's not obscure at all if you were on Shaggy when it all went down. There was an MS Paint if I recall. Because back then I did an MS Paint about everything.

I can haz 'Rona related MS Paint?

I thought her hand was fucked up, looks like some sort of paw with a few claws sticking out. 

Again, what's the deal with the huge bitch? 

On 4/29/2020 at 11:51 PM, nnm said:

Not really.  It leads to an “Amber Lamps” know your meme. To understand that, one has to do some digging. Good old  Wikipedia (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC_Transit_Bus_fight#Amber_Lamps_meme) leads to the discovery that the young woman in the picture came to be called (by the internet) “Amber Lamps,” because she was sitting on a bus in LA, ignoring a fight between two other bus riders. One guy (wearing a t-shirt that said “I AM a motherf’r” (spelled out)) apparently beat down the other guy.
 

The guy who got beat down asked for an “amberlamps,” an alternative pronunciation of ambulance. The fight was videoed (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5q_5vIbsI3A) and the video went viral. “Amber Lamps” came to be the appellation for a young woman in the video who was sitting on another seat, ignoring the fight. 

And I didn’t LOL. I guess the OP thinks the original video is funny, so thought the still of the woman was funny. Pretty obscure, but whatever. 

That’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. 

Thanks for saving me the time and disappointment.

On 4/29/2020 at 11:51 PM, nnm said:

Not really.  It leads to an “Amber Lamps” know your meme. To understand that, one has to do some digging. Good old  Wikipedia (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC_Transit_Bus_fight#Amber_Lamps_meme) leads to the discovery that the young woman in the picture came to be called (by the internet) “Amber Lamps,” because she was sitting on a bus in LA, ignoring a fight between two other bus riders. One guy (wearing a t-shirt that said “I AM a motherf’r” (spelled out)) apparently beat down the other guy.
 

The guy who got beat down asked for an “amberlamps,” an alternative pronunciation of ambulance. The fight was videoed (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5q_5vIbsI3A) and the video went viral. “Amber Lamps” came to be the appellation for a young woman in the video who was sitting on another seat, ignoring the fight. 

And I didn’t LOL. I guess the OP thinks the original video is funny, so thought the still of the woman was funny. Pretty obscure, but whatever. 

That’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. 

confused the lord of the rings GIF

41 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

simone briles has a daughter?

Simone Briles?  Is she related to Art?

Pity her, if so.



I was in San Fran a couple of years after that hanging out with @Jive Turkey and met the old man. He was hanging out on a bar patio in a bathrobe.
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There is a YouTube documentary about this guy and it’s exactly what you would expect. Dude has some issues for sure but he put a quick beat down on the guy who’s was leakin’
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Irony is he took microphone from her, she's not wearing mask so she may have infected him. (If you are truly worried of catching anything)

59 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Irony is he took microphone from her, she's not wearing mask so she may have infected him. (If you are truly worried of catching anything)

I'd like to infect her with a strong case of my mangunk.

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

i pull up old clips of iron mike all the time. love him.  the dude was just unbelievable.  he would be the all time champ of that move that uma therman had to learn in kill bill where she had to break a board from one inch. if that dude gets close to you its over.

if cus had lived another 10 years mike is the best ever, undisputed. 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

if cus had lived another 10 years mike is the best ever, undisputed. 

You're right sir, and it would be by a wide, wide margin.

To think that he's 53(?) years old and moving and hitting like that is amazing.

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^^^The roid is strong with this one. 

His "lift" is very controversial in the strength community. It wasn't at an event sanctioned by any of the bodies, not in a contest. Just him at a gym. A great feat for sure, but didn't break any records they say.

I tend to agree. Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my bench session last night.

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my bench session last night.

it seems quite a bit different, actually.  his lift was filmed and watched by thousands of people, eventually millions.  you, on the other hand, did not film yourself benching 135 last night, and consequently nobody saw it.  

very different. 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my bench session last night.

Pretty sure it’s much different.

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my bench session last night.

Lolz

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

I tend to agree. Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my bench session last night.

Surly is incredible.

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On 4/29/2020 at 11:54 PM, Thujone said:

It's not obscure at all if you were on Shaggy when it all went down. There was an MS Paint if I recall. Because back then I did an MS Paint about everything.

Back when you fulfilled your goddamn purpose on this planet 

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

Back when you fulfilled your goddamn purpose on this planet 

Sold his classic camaro and stopped Painting when he had a kid. Just gave up on life. 

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sold his classic camaro and stopped Painting when he had a kid. Just gave up on life. 

Almost as bad as EHRhine retiring from NSAA.

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