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7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Almost as bad as EHRhine retiring from NSAA.

EHRine performed a great service, but I can find porn on my own. Thujone was a goddamn artist.

Back when you fulfilled your goddamn purpose on this planet 
Like posting about 3somes with the wife - with pics?
50 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

 

Watch this enough times and she matches up with your avatar. Yeah, quarantine leaves me with a lot of extra time on my hands. 

His "lift" is very controversial in the strength community. It wasn't at an event sanctioned by any of the bodies, not in a contest. Just him at a gym. A great feat for sure, but didn't break any records they say.

I tend to agree. Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my bench session last night.

You should find a fellow Surly poster from nearby to video you doing bench presses.
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26 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

he's 53. i could take him, in a 3 mile run.

His "mitt work" is very controversial in the pugilist community. It wasn't at a gym supervised by any professional trainers. Just him at a storage room/home office. A great feat for sure, but didn't accomplish any real training they say.

I tend to agree. Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my Century BOB XL heavy bag session last night.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, smuggs said:

His "sparring" is very controversial in the pugilist community. It wasn't at a gym supervised by any professional trainers. Just him at storage room/home office. A great feat for sure, but didn't accomplish any real training they say.

I tend to agree. Not much different than me bragging to my gym bro's about my Century BOB XL heavy bag session last night.

people and experts argue over the most nuanced shit. he could've trained underwater boxing dolphins. what mattered were the results. he knocked the fuck out of almost everyone. in his prime, he was fucking ferocious. the power of his punches is unreal. even at 53, i'm not sure any sane person would challenge him to a fight.

shit i think i just broke a few ribs watching him throw those 2 body blows.

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On 5/2/2020 at 9:48 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Sold his classic camaro and stopped Painting when he had a kid. Just gave up on life. 

I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test.

 

On 5/2/2020 at 7:06 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

You're right sir, and it would be by a wide, wide margin.

To think that he's 53(?) years old and moving and hitting like that is amazing.

He definitely still looks strong enough to bite the ears off a Gundark.

is that reasonable cause to murder your friend? cause if i were on that float pad, that's how my ex friend would die.

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

is that reasonable cause to murder your friend? cause if i were on that float pad, that's how my ex friend would die.

From all the shit you'd spill in the water?

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

is that reasonable cause to murder your friend?

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On 5/3/2020 at 1:53 PM, Armybrat said:

Almost as bad as EHRhine retiring from NSAA.

WHAT?!?

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23 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

I though he crushed his leg....

Then I thought he was dead....

But alas, he was fine.

This guy is all kinds of crazy lucky. Damn.

3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

Probably the best country music video I’ve seen.

23 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

And that’s one rep. 

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

was he?  is he?

Better than he should have been.

5 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

Yeah if I or any close friend was on that pad, Dumbass would take a beating.

 

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Notice the yellow main block come up and get close to operations cab.

 

I think someone just go fired.

 

9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

people and experts argue over the most nuanced shit. he could've trained underwater boxing dolphins. what mattered were the results. he knocked the fuck out of almost everyone. in his prime, he was fucking ferocious. the power of his punches is unreal. even at 53, i'm not sure any sane person would challenge him to a fight.

shit i think i just broke a few ribs watching him throw those 2 body blows.

My favorite Iron Mike story is him getting charged with assaulting two motorists. Mike was in the front car with his wife. The back car rear-ended the middle car, which rear-ended Mike’s car. Mike proceeded to express his displeasure with a kick and a punch. 
Can you imagine rear-ending someone on the road, then having the driver of that car turn out to be the baddest man on the planet, before he got any anger management training?  Dudes are lucky to be alive. 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/1998/12/02/tyson-pleads-no-contest-in-attack-on-two-motorists/36f8f62a-9720-42db-b8a7-110f6d2431c1/

6 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

That’s a LOL post, not a holy crap post. That’s the best LOL post in a while. 

edit: need link to that. Can’t get it off of the post. Needs to be shared. 

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25 minutes ago, nnm said:

need link to that. Can’t get it off of the post.

You see the little arrow at the top that says Share? Click that.

 

7 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

 

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

You see the little arrow at the top that says Share? Click that.

 

 I put this in dumbass shit on Facebook thread without knowing it was here first. I do try to include the link though, because there is no link at the top that says share on my mobile browser.

 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Was his name Ding Ding Ding?

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I always thought it was a myth

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Looks like something out of a Michael Bay Transformers movie.

12 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Looks like something out of a Michael Bay Transformers movie.

If that movie were 8 hours long due to excessive slo-mo.

28 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

If that movie were 8 hours long due to excessive slo-mo.

if you saw it stoned, it would be a 16 hour movie. What value!

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