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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Note:  I haven't worked in Tennessee.
Note part Deux:  This is all over my roofing groups on FB.

aaaand Oklahoma gonna Oklahoma

 

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Paid the price for not taking the length...

good god that is truly unbelievable.  doing that in a field encased in power lines.

I've always expected solid judgment from people who strap Weed Eater-powered box fans to their backs and fly from kites. One bad apple, I guess.

8 hours ago, RPM said:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aaaaand Oklahoma gonna Oklahoma
 

 

 

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6 hours ago, futureman said:

good god that is truly unbelievable.  doing that in a field encased in power lines.

This.  There were about a thousand obstacles to overcome there.  He must've bought that at a garage sale and just really really had to try it out right fucking now!

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Lot’s of Dad’s volunteered to chaperone the school trip to see Cirque de Whore! 

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Hell, I'd still be failing just to stay in school...

That ain’t nothin’. They hold flashing drag queen story time at public libraries in Minnesota. 

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NTTAWWT

10 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

and in less than 30 minutes, every little girl there was so relieved to know how they would pay for college...

9 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m so curious what the story is there. 

Hey don't judge - some kids parents are firefighters, some are lawyers and on this what does you parent do day little Suzy had her mom come in and demonstrate pole dancing. 
I'm thinking the Dads in the audience came up with some singles $$$'s after that performance

Yeah, but again...obviously it's some sort of field trip.  But what was it supposed to be about?  It's obviously come sort of intrepretive dance.   Or to show that you, too, can have a fulfilling career as a Cirque de Slovenia career.  

I mean I interpreted a boner.  But that's just me.  That's the point of high art, we each walk away with our own esoteric conclusions.  

They're speaking some Eastern European language but using some cover of Hallelujah in English.  She has a great, athletic ass. 

A lot to unpack in that pole dance video.  At first you think its school and one kid brought their mom for a career day demonstration.  Then you music comes on strong and you realize its Hallelujah and you start thinking "Have I ever heard this in a strip club before?  Don't think so"  and for half a second you wonder: Is this in a church community center?    Then you start watching the Dads and they are tentative in clapping, only starting after the women start.   I bet at least one of the Dads are thinking I hope Chrystal doesn't recognize me while resisting the urge to throw dolla bills at the stage.

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18 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

"Cinnamon to the main stage, Cinnamon to the main stage" 

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe don’t be looking down at your phone and you wouldn’t have to narrowly escape a bifurcation. 

Or don't take an elevator that has been designed and built in China.

1 hour ago, HoffaJimmy said:

 

"Cinnamon to the main stage, Cinnamon to the main stage" 

Sinamon

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

 


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2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

China should put the intense level of detail and focus in their elevators and escalators as they do their rubber dogshit.  

That praying mantis is all "hold still while I eat your face."

Nature you scary indeed. 

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I could get lost in r/thebullwins for a good while I think

it's like a whole generation didn't watch the breakfast club.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I could get lost in r/thebullwins for a good while I think

I like that they give you "probably death" warnings. So you don't have to ask "did I just watch a guy die" you already know you did 

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBullWins/

22 hours ago, Chooky said:

China should put the intense level of detail and focus in their elevators and escalators as they do their rubber dogshit.  

Hong Kong, in particular. 

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