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19 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Would.......bang her that is.

Did you just assume her gender?! 

On 6/4/2018 at 2:29 PM, 686 said:

This doesn’t have the volume, but it does have a certain je ne sais quoi:

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The wheelchair, the walker, and in the very front is another walker with wheels I believe.

Wisconsin- 98.7% chance they are- overweight, diabetic, a smoker, and on Medicaid. 

i imagine that every time he bangs her, he sees the baby alien birthing scene from the movie Alien 

On ‎6‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 9:13 AM, Incredulity said:

This is the moving equivalent of trying to get all the grocery bags into the house in one trip.

Yeah, but then you remember that watermelon in the back seat.

9 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Holy shit, why is he fully clothed?

wet suit.  yellow shirt is to help find the body if he dies.

13 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Why does the one guy on the rock dive in the water immediately after our man in yellow hits?

He ded?

To ensure that the guy was conscious, swimming and didn't regurgitate his own gonads.

55 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Why does the one guy on the rock dive in the water immediately after our man in yellow hits?

cause he was probably traveling about 30+ mph when he hit the water.  hitting things at that speed sometimes has bad effects, sometimes.

 
Can we trouble you to provide links for us Tapa folk that just see an empty post?

just an FYI...I’ve had zero problems with imgur so long as you let the gif load and show up before you hit post/submit/whatevertgefuckitis.


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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

just an FYI...I’ve had zero problems with imgur so long as you let the gif load and show up before you hit post/submit/whatevertgefuckitis.

Go ahead and do a test run and we'll tell you when we don't see it.

11 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

just an FYI...I’ve had zero problems with imgur so long as you let the gif load and show up before you hit post/submit/whatevertgefuckitis.


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Make sure and have everyone load the gif first, then when we've all got it cached, you can post it.  Also, fix your tapa sig.

21 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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As many roids as he's taken, she's probably not hurtin'.

5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Make sure and have everyone load the gif first, then when we've all got it cached, you can post it.  Also, fix your tapa sig.

As many roids as he's taken, she's probably not hurtin'.

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31 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

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3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Kyries no show up....

8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Make sure and have everyone load the gif first, then when we've all got it cached, you can post it.  

 

I did what PStang said, and it works great. 

 

Thanks for the help buddy!

On 6/6/2018 at 9:04 AM, Planet Houston said:

Holy shit, why is he fully clothed?

Looks like Lake Tahoe to me. At the very least, it's damn cold. 

On 6/6/2018 at 3:28 PM, smuggs said:

To ensure that the guy was conscious, swimming and didn't regurgitate his own gonads.

Regurgitated Gonads.  Band name thread. 

ski guy: I like that little ramp at the end, because why not?


I also like the trail of an earlier line that didn’t work and that looks like at least his second run on that line. Gotta like his tenacity since failure in the cold water must suck.
2 hours ago, miguelito said:

ski guy: I like that little ramp at the end, because why not?

Like a boss.

7 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

"So, Clem, what did you learn?"

"...how to walk again, eventually." 

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