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#7951
4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

and (d) you'd probably wind up killing/injuring a bunch of aggy and spreading the fire all around.  

No need. aggy took care of that themselves. 

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#7952
5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

During my days on the 40 acres I looked into doing this to aggy bonfire.  But after talking to some guys who I knew did firedrops, (a) none were located nearby; (b) none wanted to lose their ticket for a prank; (c) the only fire droppers at the time who were nearby was an Army NG unit (no way you're getting them to drop on aggy) and (d) you'd probably wind up killing/injuring a bunch of aggy and spreading the fire all around.  

So instead, one of my accomplices in this endeavor took it upon himself to just go steal Reville from a back yard in Plano.  It was a much more simple elegant, and consequently, more successful plan.

You and I know one another pretty well, don't we?

#7954
18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This is how my toilet feels after I eat taco bell.

There’s a thread for that. 

 

#7955
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

You and I know one another pretty well, don't we?

Mebbe.  Did you ever eat a meal at Bruce Hall in the early 90s?

#7956
54 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Mebbe.  Did you ever eat a meal at Bruce Hall in the early 90s?

No--not me.  But I definitely hung out with Neil and vaguely remember him scheming about dropping a firefighting aircraft on the bonfire.

#7958
No--not me.  But I definitely hung out with Neil and vaguely remember him scheming about dropping a firefighting aircraft on the bonfire.

Damn internet, you scary.
#7960
6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

Welp, that's the most amazing thing I've seen in my entire life. Didn't think i would be saying that at 6:40 this Wednesday morning.

#7966
2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

I read an article back in the 2000s where a game warden/sheriff/whatever described security footage of a mountain lion snatching a full grown golden retriever from a yard and leaping over a 6 foot fence with the retriever in it’s mouth. 

#7969

That natureismetal IG is great.  Its kinda obvious when you really think about it but this one hit me as Holy, shit!

 

 

#7971
3 minutes ago, nnm said:

That Nature is Metal IG account is a major wormhole. You could easily lose a few hours there. 
This one is typical. Idiot horse trainers bring two stallions together for some asinine reason. One kicks the other in the head, killing it instantly. According to the IG write up, a $45k mistake. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CA3Px1MI21L/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

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#7972
8 minutes ago, davidg said:

That natureismetal IG is great.  Its kinda obvious when you really think about it but this one hit me as Holy, shit!

 

 

Whale scrotum

#7975
12 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

fucking funny that she was wearing a big ass fur coat during the ordeal. cat probably thought that she was a big ass furry Yeti.

#7976
1 hour ago, nnm said:

That Nature is Metal IG account is a major wormhole. You could easily lose a few hours there. 
This one is typical. Idiot horse trainers bring two stallions together for some asinine reason. One kicks the other in the head, killing it instantly. According to the IG write up, a $45k mistake. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CA3Px1MI21L/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Not two stallions.  One stallion, one mare that the horse dudes were probably checking for heat.  Unlike your mom, mares get super pissed-off when they're not ready to breed.  I've seen them hammer the stallions' chests with both back feet.  Stallions take a lickin' and keep on tickin'.  This ol girl clocked that stud right where it counted.  One in a million shot, doc.

#7978
9 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:
10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The mare literally kicked the shit out of him.

 

10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The mare literally kicked the shit out of him.

The mare literally kicked the shit out 

#7980

Granted, I ain't much of a horse guy, but even I know how to tell if a mare is in heat.

#7981
On 6/16/2020 at 11:56 AM, ABSR said:

So you are saying mass murder is still an option?

Meh, give it time.  aggy will handle their own demise through stupidity.  Hell, they got 12 the last time around.

#7982
4 hours ago, nnm said:

That Nature is Metal IG account is a major wormhole. You could easily lose a few hours there. 
This one is typical. Idiot horse trainers bring two stallions together for some asinine reason. One kicks the other in the head, killing it instantly. According to the IG write up, a $45k mistake. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CA3Px1MI21L/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

that made me really, really sad. that horse was gorgeous.

#7984
4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Meh, give it time.  aggy will handle their own demise through stupidity.  Hell, they got 12 the last time around.

damn dude

#7985
1 hour ago, futureman said:

damn dude

Well it sure wasn't there sound thinking or high intellect that caused that tragedy.

#7994
16 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

sound on...

 

There’s a thread for that...

 

#7997
2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

A little Bondo then buff it.


Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix It. 

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