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9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I like how none of them give a shit about checking on him

The guy in the booth saw it, and then slowly gave the guy in the car his ticket!  How the fuck is that possible to have no reaction

The guy in the booth saw it, and then slowly gave the guy in the car his ticket!  How the fuck is that possible to have no reaction

So...I see you’re not familiar with Florida.

The one worker does the "oh shit!" step back when he comes around the car and sees the body and then.....keeps walking

Nice to see all the Good Samaritans in action.  Maybe there's still hope for humanity.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nice to see all the Good Samaritans in action.  Maybe there's still hope for humanity.

No kidding.  My conclusion is that people in Florida suck.

47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

No kidding.  My conclusion is that people in Florida suck.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nice to see all the Good Samaritans in action.  Maybe there's still hope for humanity.

I might give a pass here to the toll taker who was giving the change.  I dont think he saw the person flying.

He knew there was an accident, and he may even have caught something in the corner of his eye of something flying in the air, but the body lands behind the toll takers view behind the car in the lane.   He could have just assumed it was parts of the car that flew by - because he could see lots of pieces in the toll lane. 

I could honestly see his brain not register that as a body, and the guy didnt move once he landed. good chance hes completely knocked out, maybe making no sound.

It wasnt until the other toll taker opens her back door that she realizes theres a body there. and the 3rd toll worker gets on either the phone or walkie calling 911 that everyone starts moving.

i imagine the sound of a car slamming a cement block at 50 mph and disintegrating should've clued the people that something incredible just happened.  or this shit might just be called Tuesday for these people.

Ha.  I never saw the body fly out...i just saw the guy get out in the black shirt and then the kid? fall out of the backseat toward the end.  kept reading everyone talking about the body flying through the air, had to watch it again. 

Is that a normal trailer hitch for that kind of vehicle? Almost looks like the uhaul is only attached by a chain, which would explain for the crunched bumper.

Turn your phone you fucking barbarian.

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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somewhere, someone who was born in 1980 won the powerball.

So I recognize all but the motorcycle. Is it the one from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

Good grief who fucking wrote the trailer story.  Connected by ropes and cables, really?  Do a little research ya lazy fuck.

13 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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15 hours ago, Walser said:

Turn your phone you fucking barbarian.

2-hour foretelling.  

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

National Geographic photo of the year entry

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Pixels.

1 hour ago, orange mocha said:

Why wouldn't they want this? 

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Is that in Austin? asking for a friend

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

National Geographic photo of the year entry

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Meg?

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Looks a little like Mack Brown.  

Too bad it can’t clap.  

SIAP in a soccer thread... I don't venture there if such a place exists
 

 

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Visuella playing, fuck-you bears are the best bears.

23 hours ago, orange mocha said:

Why wouldn't they want this? 

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"Kids do not like it."  Well, no shit!  That's nightmare fuel right there.

On 6/14/2018 at 3:09 PM, orange mocha said:

Why wouldn't they want this? 

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I've seen these before online.  These are dolls that you save your kids baby teeth in.   So it's even creepier than just the picture.

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Orcas are assholes 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

Orcas are assholes 

Yeah, that guy’s a dick.

On ‎6‎/‎13‎/‎2018 at 3:14 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Video in the link of an suv pulling this uhaul... can't embed from their web player and only other place I can find it is on facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5827523/Hilarious-video-captures-van-driving-highway-U-Haul-trailer-side.html

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"A vehicle is seen pulling up alongside a van with a Texas licence plate with a U-Haul hitched to it"

 

Aggy????

On 6/13/2018 at 8:30 PM, captained said:

somewhere, someone who was born in 1980 won the powerball.

That or it is for the Ready Player One filming.

 

BTW, love the bear doing the Mick arm gesture aka Iberian Slap.

Idk what's better, the whale flipping the stingray or the bear flipping the bird.

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