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#8902

Suddenly, my fucked up dryer vent to the outside doesn't look so bad. 

#8903
1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

Looks like someone is going to have to cancel his family's great American Adventure. 

Edited by Mr. Blutarsky
It needed to be done.

#8905
55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

"so what do you do for a living?"

"I used to drive trains, looking for something different now."

Surely there has to be a person that looks at load height and clearance on routes.  It's not entirely on the engineer, right?

#8906
5 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Surely there has to be a person that looks at load height and clearance on routes.  It's not entirely on the engineer, right?

According to the replies they were heading to the auto unloading yard and took the wrong spur.

#8908
10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

should've put a sail on it.  hey zeus people are dumb

this shit looks like a fucking movie!  Chrysler 300 that got hit from behind had fatality.

Was It John Conner?

#8912
2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Choo choo motherfucker!  

Yeah.....man....good on you for just owning that utter dumbassery.  It's yours to wear, wear it proudly.

#8913
50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....man....good on you for just owning that utter dumbassery.  It's yours to wear, wear it proudly.

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#8914
Just now, markstanco said:

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There is at least one member of Surly who committed the epic dumbassery of taking a vehicle under a bridge that was too low, scalping and totally the vehicle.  That person is Wulaw.  He also had a sex tent.

#8915
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There is at least one member of Surly who committed the epic dumbassery of taking a vehicle under a bridge that was too low, scalping and totally the vehicle.  That person is Wulaw.  He also had a sex tent.

Its like a tag line for one of the greatest American films of all time:  Wulaw Jones and the Temple of the Sex Tent

#8917
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Too bad, I missed that story.

 

#8918
On 9/15/2020 at 11:43 AM, Armybrat said:

Trombone player in the Stanford Tree band got run over in the end zone at the end of that game-winning play for Cal in 1982.

google The Play 1982

How old were you in 1982? 70?

#8921


 

Not holy shit, but kinda neat. 
 

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

#8922
21 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

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#8923
40 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


 

Not holy shit, but kinda neat. 
 

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

the equivalent of 7 times the national salary.

 

money well spent.

#8925
47 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


 

Not holy shit, but kinda neat. 
 

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

Why do you think he built that? Bitches love Batmobiles.  

#8929
2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I joke for those who get my jokes. Thanks for getting it.

While I salute most of your catalog, and the episode referenced was spot on, the Gif in question is post Coitus George  so I only give it a B+.

#8930
4 minutes ago, ABSR said:

While I salute most of your catalog, and the episode referenced was spot on, the Gif in question is post Coitus George  so I only give it a B+.

Oh yeah, WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

#8931

His wife's in a coma, man.  

#8933
52 minutes ago, ABSR said:

While I salute most of your catalog, and the episode referenced was spot on, the Gif in question is post Coitus George  so I only give it a B+.

The jerk store called...

#8936
6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

That’ll be an awesome random blob in 2030. Cool. 

#8941

That really should have gone in the "Post a picture where someone says "Holy Shit" thread.

Edited by mulletpelini
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