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6 hours ago, CoTex said:

the energy released when a can of chili explodes will launch coals into the tops of trees at pedernales falls, as well as launch coals all over you , your friends, and your friends mom’s new Acura legend.

Pics of friend's Mom's cans?

Those chicks drive the non-insured car home with no tickets if there wasn't a camera on him.

Those chicks get a police escort home some enhanced screening if younger and singler me is the copper.

Not sure if it's a rebadged GT, or a GT bumper on a cobra with a cloth interior swap, but either way, that car just makes me sad.  And get her a sandwich.



So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

I really hope that dizzy broad was drunk or high or something.  Otherwise...

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2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

 

 


So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

 

Where she go? 

25 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

She had to have been fucking hammered.

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where she go? 

Hollywood said, "WHERE'D WHOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOO?"

On 7/12/2018 at 5:01 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

That's strangely specific. Something you need to talk about?

We don't talk about slump busters around here.

1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

unless you're vic.

Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?

3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

She had to have been fucking hammered.

That bridge is her vice.

Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?


Exclusively fucking ones ensures there is never a slump. This is like the chicken and the egg question.
On 7/17/2018 at 8:02 AM, Quagmire said:

 

 


So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

 

Expectations:

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33 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Except it's probable that Vic hasn't put his dick in an egg.

Maybe not an actual egg but plenty of egg shaped women. 

On 7/15/2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

 

7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

that and he even said something like, "I dont think I need to pat you down because, due to [ IMPLIED: you wearing your bathing suit- which shows you arent hiding anything]"

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

Just now, deadshank said:

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

I thought that was the origin of the statement?  

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

27 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

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News reporter drinks turd water to support Hati:

 

I think that “I just pooped in that toilet” Okie woman was about to walk out of the bathroom without washing her hands. Classy. 

On 7/17/2018 at 12:30 PM, Incredulity said:

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

10 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

On 7/20/2018 at 6:07 PM, Don Keibals said:

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

Not sure...she rode all over town on it. And it wasn't nearly that nice.

On 7/15/2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

that looks like paradise road in front of the convention center 

Did knife boy steal mirror face's keys? Heads up move.

On ‎7‎/‎19‎/‎2018 at 10:37 AM, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

19 minutes ago, clarythedrill said:

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

Colin Kaepernick will be changing his name when he hears this.

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