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#11902
19 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

So several times crazy man rams your car.  Then jumps out and runs toward you.  A Man would lock the doors and drive away or run over said lunatic.  Women apparently unlock their doors, stay parked and wait to see what he wants??

#11904

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

#11905
11 minutes ago, Hate said:

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

Yup, perhaps the best o-lineman of his time.  Tossed like a ragdoll.

#11908
3 hours ago, ABSR said:

So several times crazy man rams your car.  Then jumps out and runs toward you.  A Man would lock the doors and drive away or run over said lunatic.  Women apparently unlock their doors, stay parked and wait to see what he wants??

You draw your gat from its holster under the steering column and say, "Fuck around and find out."

#11912
3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Shirley she’s at least concussed. Holy shit. 

Yup. He’s lucky he’s not facing manslaughter charges. 

#11914
31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

No doubt and what were all the other "grown ups" standing around thinking was going to happen here??

#11917
3 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collective "oooooohhh" followed by the solitary "yaaay" at the end cracks me up.

...she woke up! Terry, what the hell was that?!?!

#11919
5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

 

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No doubt and what were all the other "grown ups" standing around thinking was going to happen here??

Not familiar with the collective retardation of bills mafia?

 

#11920
6 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hey, can i catch a ride with you?

New rideshare demo.

#11921
9 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Wait for it....
 

 

Hahaha that's some GTA shit. 

#11922
17 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Not familiar with the collective retardation of bills mafia?

 

Daughter: Dad, when you said, "Don't bring home a dipshit.", where you talking about these people?

Me: Yes. That's exactly who I was talking about.

#11923

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

#11924
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

not at this time

#11925
2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

I don't think that girl is moving anywhere for a while.

#11930
4 hours ago, brakeman said:

This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

Awesome, would be a cool coaster ride IRL.

#11931
On 11/22/2021 at 9:15 AM, RPM said:

 

I despise police brutality but there should be a window where if you survive a car chase like this you automatically default into the ass kicked zone.  Beat his ass.

#11932
16 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

This is indescribably awesome... And given that we're on Surly, I kept expecting it to transform into dickbutt, or to have astro-Bert ride Derka across the horizon or something. 

#11934
15 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

My God, It's Full of Stars

That’s just some dudes granite counter top.

#11935
5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Japan has a spacecraft?  I missed that. And they sent it to the moon for some reason?

sailor-moon.jpg

#11937
On 11/22/2021 at 12:58 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

YOU’VE BEEN HEALED-UH!

#11939
3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Fuck around and find out?

 

Life imitates art?

#11943
Fuck around and find out?
 

I guess that’s better than being sentenced to death by hard labor and THEN a firing squad. No wonder their infrastructure is shit. They keep killing the workers before they even get started.

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