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#12306

Judges would have also accepted Bark Ruffko.  

#12307
2 hours ago, brakeman said:

Male sea-horse giving birth, making it look easy.

I think I've seen that move in similar movies.  I don't think it was baby seahorses in the other movies.  

#12309

https://defector.com/kodak-black-vvsnce-florida-panthers-game/

 

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In a rare moment of vulnerability, the nation’s attention was gripped by a Canucks-Panthers hockey game Tuesday night—not by what happened on the ice, but by what happened between rapper Kodak Black and a woman in a box suite, within the sight lines of most of the reported 15,041 fans in attendance. Were they fucking?

 

 

 

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You can’t do that! Hypothetically, if someone wanted to hump in the middle of a pro hockey game without interruption, their best bet would be going to a Coyotes homestand.

The long-distance video, combined with the hunched posture of Kodak Black and a musical artist who goes by Vvsnce, really made it seem like they were fucking. It’s ambiguous enough to make you at least consider that they might be fucking. But they were not fucking. She was twerking, and he was making some kind of noise. Vvsnce had said on her Instagram story that the hockey game was their second date.

That’s the least objectionable thing Kodak Black has done in the past five years.

 

 

https://www.instagram.com/kodakblack/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=b4dd1cb0-52e4-4362-931e-6eef40513dc1

 

 

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

#12312
12 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

Here am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

#12313
11 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

Sandra Bullock?

#12315
On 1/11/2022 at 12:24 PM, brakeman said:

Male sea-horse giving birth, making it look easy.

jack off please GIF

#12316
22 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

More like McCordless, amirite

#12326
5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

These fucking kids today?

Tide pod Challenge?  

Covid Challenge?  

Salt & Ice Challenge?

Nah bro, doing the Challenger Challenge!  

"What's that?"

It's where you just hang onto the door handle of a Dodge Challenger during high-speed cornering for an extended period of time.  

"Wouldn't you get severely injured or even die?"
 

Yeah bro, that's why we're having this conversation in a post-op recovery room and I don't have legs or a right arm anymore.  

"Challenge accepted bro, YOLO!" 

 

#12329

That shark was chasing a fish not stalking that fatass wading in the water.  With that being said, if you've swam in the ocean or gulf you likely had a shark much closer to you than you would want.

#12333
4 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Hammer head.  13 footer. 

I hammered your mom's head with my 13 incher.  Is that anything?  

#12334

Took my boy out to wade in the shallow beach area of Ala Moana (Honolulu) when he was about 2.  Couple of baby hammerheads came up to investigate him, maybe a foot or so long. Even though they weren't aggressively interested in him, I yeeted him out of the water like he was a hand grenade. 

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@NASAHubble
 

spiral galaxy NGC 976

150 million light-years away, in the constellation Aries.

 

 

#12345
2 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:


 

 

I’m sure the oil and gas industry is responsible. Wait for it, you’ll hear the connection sooner or later. 

#12346
9 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Placeholder for the people on the beaches watching when the tsunami hits California. 

It was supposed to hit around an hour ago.  No reports of anything.

#12347
27 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It was supposed to hit around an hour ago.  No reports of anything.

Well you guys are two hours behind us, so...

(I should know, my cartographer and chronopher both went to A&M)

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